My kids and I were just debating the relative power of robo-, zombified, vampire, were-, or Frankensteined versions of monsters in a fight. I guess this movie is food for thought?

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THANKS FOR WATCHING!

Well, kids, that was sort of a movie? I think... but I hope you at least had fun making jokes at the expense of THE ROBOT VS THE AZTEC MUMMY. Come back next week for another black-and-white flick. Same BAT time, same BAT channel!

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So the mummy won? Okay. Cool.

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That was… technically a movie… I guess. Honestly that was a total fucking train wreck but I’m glad I got to watch it with everyone

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Slow, boxy, and lumbering, with exposed power cables on both sides of its head. This is peak robot design

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Worst fight ever on film.

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A fight finally in the final 3 minutes of the movie? BOO!

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I WISH!

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OH NO! Not the cemetery caretaker! He was my favorite.

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The Robot

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Krupp is just Musk after five more years of doing ketamine

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I do love some salt and pepper hair.

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All that jazz.

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Well... at least this is better than that silent dinosaur movie.

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Bruno fit check

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I’ve only had one!

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Yeah... this is truly a bad movie worthy of riffing over and mocking.

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This is giving

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SO. MANY. GAMBLING. ADS.

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This robot fucking sucks.

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My kind of people!

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Look mom, “I’m the bat” !

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Say what you will, but these guys are all rockin the partially grey hair look

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Well... this is more a cyborg really...

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