Big Brother, Meet Big Router: Wi-Fi Signals Can Now (Terrifyingly) Track You In Your Home...
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#WiFiMotion #PrivacyMatters #HomeSurveillance #OptIn #RouterLife #DigitalPrivacy #FaradayFashion #SemiTalentedProgrammer #NotASecuritySystem
I genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, hope that every single person who hoarded gas ordered something that needed to be delayed because the delivery company couldn't get fuel. #RouterLife
Knob Noster will never not be funny. #RouterLife #ThisIsWhatYouGetWhenYouLookAtMapsAllDay
CLT will never not be funny. #RouterLife #AirportCodes
I big puffy heart love some of my delivery technicians because by Thor they just make shit WORK. #WorkJob #RouterLife
GIVE ME A FLIP ROUTE BUTTON, YOU COWARDS
#RouterLife #NicheTweet
Your periodic reminder that I'm a better router than a computer is 🙄
#WorkJob #RouterLife
How is self-isolation going? Well, I just stared out the window trying to figure out the logic in the routing for one of the area trash pick-up companies. #RouterLife
This is so flagrantly #NotACircle that I wouldn't be surprised if you also couldn't view a single duck from here.
#RouterLife #ThisIsWhatYouGetWhenYouLookAtMapsAllDay
Every morning I get to play this super fun game I like to call "Will it Shuffle, or Will I Have to Route It Manually?" #WorkJob #RouterLife
I don't know who the asshole was that decided to tell all of Customer Service that they should put a delivery on CUSTOMER HOLD if they want to hold a scheduled date for a customer, but they're stupid idiots who deserve whatever bad befalls them. #WorkJob #RouterLife
What if I told you I don't need to hear a long-fucking sob story about why a customer needs a specific time? "After 1pm" will suffice. #WorkJob #RouterLife
Took nearly 5 hours, but I'm caught up on the emails that came in since 3pm Friday.
#WorkJob #RouterLife
I just got two time frame request emails in a row asking for "late afternoon". WTF does that mean? Like... 3pm? 5pm? Just give me a starting point so I don't have to guess. #WorkJob #RouterLife
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And so begins the period of having "Wake Me Up When September Ends" having stuck in my head.
#WorkJob #RouterLife
The problem with #RouterLife is when you have an off day, you don't feel the repercussions that day... They trickle in days/weeks later, and you have to repeat "mistakes were made" over and over until all the orders that scheduled have bled out.
I would have accepted this as a Circle if the whole street had been named accordingly, but they ruined it with the ridge.
#NotACircle
#RouterLife
#ThisIsWhatYouGetWhenYouLookAtMapsAllDay
This is the kind of copy I'd expect from a settlement of extraterrestrials.... #RouterLife #ThisIsWhatYouGetWhenYouLookAtMapsAllDay
I think if I lived in Bellbrook, OH, I'd open a shop called "And Candle" #RouterLife #ThisIsWhatYouGetWhenYouLookAtMapsAllDay
Zip codes that start with 0 are the devil's work... #RouterLife
I don't get people who, when accepting delivery on a given date, time frame TBD, KNOW they have something else going on that day that is time sensitive. Like... you have two choices here, people. 1. DON'T PICK THAT DAY or 2. ADVISE THE DELIVERER OF YOUR TIME NEEDS. #RouterLife
I would like there to be a town in Indiana called Cab.
#RouterLife
#IllBeHereAllWeekFolks
I can't route Oshkosh, WI without thinking "B'gosh-b'gosh-b'gosh!" #RouterLife #80sKid
This morning I learned I'm more damaged than I realized.... I noticed the list of markets that are in severe need of more routes was 1/3 the length it was yesterday, and I thought "That is sexy". #RouterLife
This is honestly a thing of beauty. #IsACircle #InnerAndOuterOctagon #RouterLife #ThisIsWhatYouGetWhenYouLookAtMapsAllDay
