Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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What does a cat order at a bar?
A Whisker Sour.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To see Pluto!
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What does a cat say after making a joke?
Just kitten.
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI.
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What do you call a stylish cat?
A dandy lion.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
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What do you get when you cross a litter box with a washing machine?
A spin cycle full of surprises!
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How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
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What do you call it when cats rebel?
Mew-tiny!
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🐰🤭🤣😂🤣 Hello Rupert, thanks for making us smile 😁 Have a pawsum Friday 🤗🥰😘💞
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What do you call a man with a rabbit living in his jumper?
Warren!
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What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?
An alley cat!
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What has a bed that you can’t sleep in?
A river.
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What do you call a fluffy bunny with stage fright?
A nervous rex!
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Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!
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What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
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What do you call a cat who teaches at a university?
A purrfessor.
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Who won the neck decorating contest?
It was a tie.
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What do cats drink on cold days?
Kit-tea.
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What goes tick-tock woof-woof?
A watchdog!
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We can all crack a funny joke here and there but these pals come to #AnipalBluesky2025 daily with a giggle for us all to enjoy!
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Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives!
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Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
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What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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Do you know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
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