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Mamacita of the house offers Sartana her bed. Sartana: "How about YES. I'll take that AND some hot coffee in the A.M., thank you." #FilmSky #Sartana
Sartana hauling a corpse into the bank
Sartana plopping a corpse onto the bank counter
Bank teller looking up the worth of Sartana's deposited corpse via wanted signs
Listen to me: Sartana literally deposits CORPSES into his bank account. Sartana drops the wanted guy's corpse right onto the bank counter & the dude starts flipping thru posters to see what he's worth. DO YOU THINK SARTANA IS KIDDING NOW?!
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Sartana movie 2: You gotta be kidding me I never saw it coming. #FilmSky #SpaghettiWesterns #Sartana #Kinski
Now watching "I AM SARTANA, YOUR ANGEL OF DEATH" (1969) & they're already portraying Sartana as this creepy Ari Aster-esque mannequin during the credits. WTF is wrong with Sartana? Sartana is definitely NOT Human. #FilmSky #SpaghettiWesterns #Sartana
Hell yeah. Quoth Sartana: "Suck on these nuts." *mic drop*
A+. Next movie... #Sartana #FilmSky #SpaghettiWestern
WHAT?! She was with Lasky the whole time?! What a conniving trollop. I promise Sartana's gonna smite you two SO HARD.
#FilmSky #SpaghettiWestern #Sartana
This is why I love '60s Spaghetti Westerns & Gialli. Even the crappy ones have shots like this. #FilmSky #Sartana
At this point Dusty the gravedigger realizes that Sartana "smells like corpses." This is our first clue that Sartana may not be entirely of this world... #FilmSky #Sartana #SpaghettiWesterns
OF COURSE Klaus Kinski shows up as a shit-heel! Kinski is legally required to appear in every Spaghetti Western. #FilmSky #Sartana
Sartana is such a goddamn badass that his first move when he goes to a town is to MAKE FRIENDS w/THE LOCAL COFFIN MAKER. He starts buying the old coot whiskeys because he knows he's gonna need him. #FilmSky #Sartana
My man drops it hard at the cathouse. Sartana is everywhere you want to be. #FilmSky #Sartana #SpaghettiWesterns