g+ GameFlow: MLS Regular Season Seattle Sounders FC v LA Galaxy on September 13, 2025. #SEAvLAG ⚽️🤖

#SEAvLAG FULLTIME ANALYSIS!
1) HI HELLO JORDAN
2) HI HELLO ALBERT
3) FUCKING BUTTFUCK FINISH (NOT THE GOOD WAY)
4) PLEASE STOP DROPPING POINTS TO THE GAGREFLAXY
5) THIS SQUAD IS SO SO SO DEEP (YES IN THE GOOD WAY)
6) FUCK IT ILL SEE YOU IN MY HOOD ON TUESDAY #SGAFSU
7) WE GOT A FUCK TON OF STICKERS

#SEAvLAG HALFTIME ANALYSIS!
1) HI HELLO IVE MISSED YOU TOO
2) SOMOS FUCKING SOUNDERS FOREVER
3) JUSÚS FAILED AT HITTING THE POST AND I FOR ONE AM UPSET
4) MOOSTOPHER IS THE MOST POPULAR NAME GIVEN TO NEW BORN BABIES THIS SEASON
5) OH LOOK WE FARTED RIGHT AFTER A GOAL AGAIN
6) 45’ TO #SGAFSU

LOOK AT ALL THESE HANDSOME AND WELL RESTED GENTLESIRS AND THEIR GLISTENING WARMED UP THIGHS READY TO MAKE GALAXY PUDDING I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IVE BEEN PREGAMING FOR TUESDAY SINCE LAST TUESDAY VAMOS MUCHACHOS #SGAFSU #EBFG #PANDEMONIUM #SEAvLAG

2 yellows for LA by the 20'?

What is this & where has it been all my life?

#SoundersFC #EBGF #SEAvLAG #LeaguesCup

Galaxy fans are just sitting down after scoring late to go to mls cup? OK. That's a choice. Who's plastic now? #mls #seavlag

A cell phone has the LAG v SEA on a bar held up by an empty pint glass at the Loose Moose in Toronto

Well Fuck. GDI Apple TV. The no TV deal sucks.
@tendency.bsky.social, @llarian.net, and I gotta do what we can when in Canada. 🤷‍♂️
#ebfg #LFG #SEAvLAG

#SEAvLAG FULL TIME ANALYSIS:

1. HAHAHAHAAA WE GET A '22 CCL FINAL REMATCH! LET'S ADD INSULT TO INJURY
2. WHO IS THIS TEAM, I DON'T KNOW HER
3. NOUHOU WAS ROBBED SOMEHOW
4. DEFENSE MOTM FRFR
5. RESPECT THE GK STACHE
6. OKAY BACK TO THE OLYMPICS NOW I GUESS DID YOU KNOW BREAKDANCING STARTS SOON

#SEAvLAG HALFTIME ANALYSIS:

1. ATTACKING PLAYERS: WHO NEEDS 'EM
2. MORE LIKE RIQUI POO AND JOSEPH AIN'TSIL AMIRITE
3. ALL CORNERKICKS ARE BEAUTIFUL. ISWIS
4. MAYBE GREG VANNEY SHOULD GO BACK TO THE COMMENTARY LIFE I GUESS?
5. STOP BRINGING UP THE CARDI-G OK BRIAN WAS APPEALING TO HIS LIBRARIAN BASE

OH MY GAWD I CAN RESTART THE CORNER COUNTER!!!

#SEAvLAG

#SEAvLAG FULL TIME ANALYSIS
1. IMMA NEED AN ASSIST FROM SHAKESPEARE FOR THIS ONE:

It is a tale
Told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing

#SEAvLAG HALFTIME ANALYSIS

1. SOUNDERS DOING THE MOST: OBED, JOSH, JP
2. SOUNDERS DOING A LOT: RAÚL, BERTIE, YEIMAR
3. EVERYONE ELSE, IMMA NEED YOU TO GET AHOLD OF SOME SMELLING SALTS OR SOMETHING
4. GOOD HAIR, THO, ALL AROUND
5. (YES, I STILL MISS NICO AND ALL THE CCL '22 FOOTAGE MADE ME SAD)