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For 57 years 10 months 20 days and counting.

Paramount, the absolute WORST steward of the single most important entertainment franchise EVER. It's a testament to the fans that we have Star Trek at all.

#SellParamount #FireEveryone #HireFANS

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Phoebe & Joey from Friends:

YOU HAVEA SUCCESSFUL STAR TREKSHOW

WEHAVEA SUCCESSFUL STARTREK SHOW

THE FANS, CAST,
AND CREW ALLLOVEIT

THEY ALL LOVE IT!

PEOPLEWANTTO WATCHIT,SUPPORT
IT,AND BUYLICENSED MERCHANDISE FROMIT

WE CAN MAKESO MUCH MONEY!

SO,YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THAT SHOW...

LET'S CANCEL IT! 

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Phoebe & Joey from Friends: YOU HAVEA SUCCESSFUL STAR TREKSHOW WEHAVEA SUCCESSFUL STARTREK SHOW THE FANS, CAST, AND CREW ALLLOVEIT THEY ALL LOVE IT! PEOPLEWANTTO WATCHIT,SUPPORT IT,AND BUYLICENSED MERCHANDISE FROMIT WE CAN MAKESO MUCH MONEY! SO,YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THAT SHOW... LET'S CANCEL IT! imgflip.com

#SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks #SaveStarTrekProdigy
#SAVEStarTrekFromMorons

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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Paramount. 55 years of fucking up Trek, and counting.

Take the damn franchise away from those morons YESTERDAY!

#SAVESTARTREKLOWERDECKS #SELLPARAMOUNT #FIREEVERYONE

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Star Trek: Lower Decks - Prank Call [EXCLUSIVE]
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Prank Call [EXCLUSIVE] Check out this clip from Star Trek: Lower Decks on Paramount+, with the Lower Deckers prank calling Armus.Anomaly consolidation day on the U.S.S. Cerritos le...

I mean, someone explain why those morons at Paramount would cancel THE BEST writing in all of Trek? #TheDeniseCrosby #TawnyNewsome #Armus #SAVEStarTrekLowerDecks #SellParamount #FireEveryone
youtu.be/eqm7vH8heE0?...

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Paramount's Friday announcement:
Left side: RENEWED FOR SEASON 4 [poster of Star Trek Strange New Worlds]
Right side: THE FINAL SEASON FALL 2024 [poster of Star Trek Lower Decks]
Note not my creation

Paramount's Friday announcement: Left side: RENEWED FOR SEASON 4 [poster of Star Trek Strange New Worlds] Right side: THE FINAL SEASON FALL 2024 [poster of Star Trek Lower Decks] Note not my creation

Screencap from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan ending with dead Spock leaning against the antimatter reaction chamber wall and Kirk on the other side looking apoplectic.
Caption on Kirk's side: SNW
Caption on Spock's side: Lower Decks
(not my handiwork)

Screencap from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan ending with dead Spock leaning against the antimatter reaction chamber wall and Kirk on the other side looking apoplectic. Caption on Kirk's side: SNW Caption on Spock's side: Lower Decks (not my handiwork)

Image with Boimler shocked face and Mariner screaming and pointing backwards, "THIS SUCKS!"
Text in background:
To the fans,

We wanted to let you know that this fall will be the fifth and final season of Star Trek: Lower Decks. While five seasons of any series these days seems like a miracle, it’s no exaggeration to say that every second we've spent making this show has been a dream come true. Our incredible cast, crew and artists have given you everything they have because they love the characters they play, they love the world we've built, and more than anything we all love love love Star Trek. We’re excited for the world to see our hilarious fifth season which we're working on right now, and the good news is that all previous episodes will remain on Paramount+ so there is still so much to look forward to as we celebrate the Cerritos crew with a big send-off.

Finally, thank you for always being so creative and joyful, for filling convention halls and chanting
LOWER DECKS!"......

Image with Boimler shocked face and Mariner screaming and pointing backwards, "THIS SUCKS!" Text in background: To the fans, We wanted to let you know that this fall will be the fifth and final season of Star Trek: Lower Decks. While five seasons of any series these days seems like a miracle, it’s no exaggeration to say that every second we've spent making this show has been a dream come true. Our incredible cast, crew and artists have given you everything they have because they love the characters they play, they love the world we've built, and more than anything we all love love love Star Trek. We’re excited for the world to see our hilarious fifth season which we're working on right now, and the good news is that all previous episodes will remain on Paramount+ so there is still so much to look forward to as we celebrate the Cerritos crew with a big send-off. Finally, thank you for always being so creative and joyful, for filling convention halls and chanting LOWER DECKS!"......

Screencap of Mariner screaming and pointing at some Admiral with a Paramount logo over his head. 
Caption: This guy suuucks!!
(not my handiwork)

Screencap of Mariner screaming and pointing at some Admiral with a Paramount logo over his head. Caption: This guy suuucks!! (not my handiwork)

A round of Lower Decks images from Twitter yesterday. 😭
#SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks

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My tweet:
Paramount has been a miserable steward of trek for over 50 years. Enough. #SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks

My tweet: Paramount has been a miserable steward of trek for over 50 years. Enough. #SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks

My tweet:
OH YEAH, AND THE APP IS COMPLETE GARBAGE TOO!

RAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!
#SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks

Replying to @86royalewcheese:
I thought Paramount was supposed to be the home of Star Trek. Lower Decks is a phenomenal show. 

This might be my last straw. Paramount is the only app I have that I have consistent issues with. It worked fine for years & now it buffers or just stops playing most of the time.

My tweet: OH YEAH, AND THE APP IS COMPLETE GARBAGE TOO! RAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE! #SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks Replying to @86royalewcheese: I thought Paramount was supposed to be the home of Star Trek. Lower Decks is a phenomenal show. This might be my last straw. Paramount is the only app I have that I have consistent issues with. It worked fine for years & now it buffers or just stops playing most of the time.

My reply tweet:
Merchandise? What merchandise? They're too busy fucking up branded coffee. COFFEE FFS!!
[gif of Janeway facing Chakotay as he briefs her, coffee cup in her hand. Janeway has a grimace on her face, looks down into the cup, and as she looks up says, "This coffee tastes like a Klingon bowel movement."]

My reply tweet: Merchandise? What merchandise? They're too busy fucking up branded coffee. COFFEE FFS!! [gif of Janeway facing Chakotay as he briefs her, coffee cup in her hand. Janeway has a grimace on her face, looks down into the cup, and as she looks up says, "This coffee tastes like a Klingon bowel movement."]

My reply tweet:
Instead they did coffee...WITHOUT JANEWAY #SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks
[gif of Voyager's bridge, Janeway standing with arms folded, Harry Kim at his station behind her. Janeway rolls her eyes and her head while throwing up both arms in frustration, turns and walks across the bridge facing Tuvok at his station, then waves her arm nodding no in a motion meaning, "end transmission." Janeway turns back looking down at the deck, dejected and annoyed.]

My reply tweet: Instead they did coffee...WITHOUT JANEWAY #SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks [gif of Voyager's bridge, Janeway standing with arms folded, Harry Kim at his station behind her. Janeway rolls her eyes and her head while throwing up both arms in frustration, turns and walks across the bridge facing Tuvok at his station, then waves her arm nodding no in a motion meaning, "end transmission." Janeway turns back looking down at the deck, dejected and annoyed.]

#SellParamount #FireEveryone #SaveStarTrekLowerDecks

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