“Oh #FridayFrenzy 🏒🫨📆‼️ Imma #ShirkResponsibility from work to watch the NHL trade deadline on TSN‼️ Pierre LeBrun #MasterClass 👨‍🍳📚 loading‼️ Jay & Dan in the PM to recap the #Impact 💫‼️😎” — #Simpleton 🗣️

🫵 YOU 🫵 #Shirked from work to #Notice 📝📊🤙 COREY PERRY GET TRADED…IN THE BIG 26‼️

🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵

…🎵▶️⁉️🧐

“My name's Jgrit 😎🤙 and I work 🪏 this dirt 🗻🚜🌾

'Til they lay me down ⬇️ in it…I NEVER ❌ #Shirked

I kept my family fed 🥪 with a #Dino 🦕 and a plow

I'm a whisper in the wind 🌬️ through the pine trees now 🌲

…

“Oh #ModeratelySuccessfulMonday 🤨🗓️‼️ I am EXHAUSTED 🥱…but I #Shirked for ONLY half the day‼️😎” — #Simpleton 🗣️

🫵 YOU 🫵 are #SavingFace by #SeekingFalseDignity ‼️😱

While 🫵 YOU 🫵 were #Shirking the SHAREHOLDERS 👨‍✈️💰💯 were #Noticing 📝📊🤙 the LACK 📉 of #Impact 💫‼️😱

#DoBetter 🥱
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#Mediocre 😵‍💫

“Oh what #Perspective 🔎 do 🫵 YOU 🫵 have about the CFP rankings⁉️🧐💯🅿️ ND should’ve made it‼️😔” — #Simpleton 🗣️

Oh really⁉️🧐

#Notice 📝📊🤙 why ND has #NoDignity ❌🫡‼️ #BeingTheVictim & #ResistingFeedback bc 🫵 YOU 🫵 #Shirked against Miami‼️😱

PLUS #Devaluing 📉 the #Dignity ✅🫡 of Bowl 🥣 games⁉️😱

#NoDignity ❌🫡

wow..wow..WOW🤩‼️

Amazing 💫 day @ the Big House today 😎🫡✅

“U-Dub” taking the L back to Seattle 🤣🫵🏼 bc they FAILED❌ to lead w/ #Dignity ✅ and #Shirked 😱

Another masterclass by Bryce Dignitywood en-route to another W 🤩😎✅ bc he LEADS w/ ALL 🔟🙌🏼 elements of #Dignity 😎‼️

#DignityHouse
#Dignitywood
#GoBlue

I #Noticed 📝📊 that the Boston Red Sox #Shirked their way out of the WC last week😱😳

Red Sox..More like Red Shirks‼️👎🏼🧦
“Ohh Crochet masterclass game 1, we 💯🅿️ are gonna sweep the Yankees😎” — #Simpleton 🗣️

See what happens when YOU🫵🏼 don’t lead w/ ALL 🔟🙌🏼 elements of #Dignity ⁉️

#DivisionalDignityWeek ⚾️

A player that ALWAYS leads w/ ALL 🔟🙌🏼 elements of #Dignity 🫡✅ is LAMAR JACKSON 🐦‍⬛‼️

LJ was ROBBED of MVP last szn IMHO‼️ The AP voters #Shirked to #Acknowledge and #Recognize 🔍 the ways that Lamar LEADS w/ ALL 🔟🙌🏼 elements of #Dignity 🫡✅

YOU🫵🏼 need to start #Noticing his greatness‼️🫡✅😎

#NFLDignityWeek 🏈

Now, some players that lead with NO 🚫 #Dignity … the ENTIRE Bengals offensive line‼️ Why⁉️🧐

bc they #SHIRKED responsibility❌😱 to BLOCK ✋🏼 and PROTECT✅ Joe Burrow‼️causing him to be injured AGAIN 😔💔‼️

The OLineman have ZERO of the 🔟🙌🏼 elements of #Dignity 🫡✅ being a #Disasterclass ‼️

#NFLDignityWeek 🏈

So write a haiku
Yeah I #shirked this one today
Can't think of a thing

#haikufeels #haiku #poetry #prompt