Every juvenile girl mentioned: "In a few years I could be dating her." #SOTU #SOTUpredictions
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Fraud Czar JD Vance arrests Trump for fraud. #SOTU #SOTUpredictions
You can build your own power plant "...as long as it burns coal." #SOTU #SOTUpredictions
"My prescription drug plan means you'll only have to sell one of your children instead of 3." #SOTU #SOTUpredictions
"Let's give money directly to the people, who can then give it to insurance companies." #SOTUpredictions #YourSOTUpredictions
"Energy is almost as low as my energy level." #SOTUpredictions #YourSOTUpredictions
"Prices are falling faster than my approval ratings." #SOTUpredictions #YourSOTUpredictions
See Howard Lutnick for your tariff refunds. #SOTUpredictions #YourSOTUpredictions
Announce policy to make disapproval ratings deductible. #SOTUpredictions #YourSOTUpredictions
Will award himself a medal. #SOTUpredictions #YourSOTUpredictions
What if during his SotU address tonight, Donnie has the Sergeant at Arms take the SCOTUS justices who ruled against him on tariffs into custody? #SotUPredictions