Forgot one stat - bruises acquired from jumping up to protest a bad call: 1. #Dodgers #STStats… https://instagram.com/p/01CSrFPX-3/
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Tmes I told a grown man with a book of ball cards a player's name: 24. Winks from @drewbutera: 0 (change of -1 from last year). #STStats
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Walmarts visited: 2. Guns purchased: 0. Outlet malls visited: 1. Pairs of Converse purchased: 2. #STstats
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# times @ClaytonKersh22 stopped signing 2 ft from me: 2. # players I avoided eye contact with BC I didn't want their autograph: 6. #STStats
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# times I couldn't find my face sunblock & bought more: 2. # tubes I own: 3. # of times I was rejected from a bar for Converse: 1. #STStats
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Stadiums visited: Dodgers, Angels, Indians. Best bathrooms: Dodgers. Best concessions: Angels (cup of nacho cheese, good BBQ). #STStats
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Hot dogs eaten: 5. King sized packs of Twizzlers eaten: 3. Novelty helmets of nachos eaten: .5 packs of M&Ms melted in my car: 2. #STStats
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Innings watched: 58. # of times I almost called #DodgerTalk before remembering it was a podcast: 3. Avg arrival time at BP: 10:15. #STStats
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