Gee, Until...I Literally...Like...Oh...Thought Is Now Evoked. #swidt

The Crooks Family would like a word. (This also works as "The Crook's Family would like a word.) #swidt

Nailed it! 😉

#SWIDT

Ugh! Forgot the #SWIDT

I used to be .303-calibre

As I've aged, I've become 404
🤣

#ITjoke #SWIDT

a black and white photo of a man behind a stack of paper Alt: Groucho Marx rises from behind a desk and waggles his eyebrows

prime euphemism
when you've almost got it write
close but no cigar

#haiku #haikufeels #close #SWIDT?

I was almost going to try MATCH as the *starter*...

#SWIDT

some words are too long
you can achieve clarity
through less syllables

#haiku #haikufeels #achieve #SWIDT

Is he though 😇?

Pictures can be deceiving...

He may really be a giant PitA
😉 😆

#SWIDT 😱

If you're going all numerological, you might need to change your name to Robbyn Dey 😉 🤣

#SWIDT

Now you've sapped it of all its dramatic tenchion... #SWIDT
OK, fullaholes, but I still like - well, need - RTD's moral universe.

a woman with curly hair is wearing a black sleeveless shirt and making a funny face . Alt: Emma Meyers smirks because she can see what I did there

once they see the thorn
it's up to the gardener
to avoid the prick

#haiku #haikufeels #thorn #SWIDT

a gif that says make gifs at gifsoup.com at the bottom Alt: Led Zeppelin album covers tear away in sequence

lead is leed or led
thanks to the English language
read twice to be sure

#haiku #haikufeels #lead #SWIDT?

@avadewrites.bsky.social EWWWWW, you two! OUTLINES? That's like...real grown up writing stuff. Nope. No. Nuh uh.

Also, eep. Stop showing me WIP's that I REALLY wanna read now. Like...right now. It's PAINful. #SWIDT

Colin Reed (@alloutgreen) This must not be allowed to continue being “acceptable". I presume I shall be labelled as antisemitic if I were to state (despite being agnostic) that any Christian knows that the IDF are worshipped ...

Interesting how easily these "heroes" defy the words of the Vayikra.
That's Leviticus to the rest of us mere goyem.
If I remember it correctly (not forgetting I'm an amnesiac - #swidt?): "thou shalt not lay with another man...lest ye be stoned until dead..."

substack.com/@alloutgreen...

verdant forest with patches of red and yellow leaves

the leaves are turning
cold weather is imminent
death will bring new life

#haiku #SWIDT #Waterloo #fall #autumn

You man served Sir Oswald Mosley sardines? #SWIDT

#illustraturday is not horsing around with this cover #illustration by Vincent DiFate!

#swidt #illustrationart #illustrationartist #vincentdifate

You're leading the way, Sharon, and I'm always reminded of 'you can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead' #swidt?

Right? #swidt

Go back to paper ballots.

Put X in a box.

#SWIDT

He's not hanging about.

Yet.

#SWIDT

Henry Bemis should've been a librarian... but then he would be obsolete #TwilightZoneMarathon #SWIDT

You pierce my soul because you went there without me #swidt

The use of the word quotidian, in every day language is gobsmackingly good. #swidt

Jeff…C’mon man…I had to look that up, Mr. Fancy Pants.

You should dance. No one's watching. #swidt

What about 🥚🥚🥚 exports? The US 🇺🇸 eggsports $550M worth of eggs 🥚🥚🥚 each year, fully half of which to Canada 🇨🇦 and Mexico 🇲🇽 (ibid). That's more than 4x the amount that gets imported, i.e., there's a global shell-game with eggs (this is true for a lot of commodities). #swidt #twice #boom

To be clear, I get why you won't (currently?) let me, but my point is you set up the expectation that it will work by allowing the gif to play.

Don't do that.

If I'm not honest with you, you can't improve.

#swidt?

You bet your life it is! #SWIDT

Don’t know, don’t care.

I’d never get one, the cost being the main reason, but if anybody, president, disgraced ex-President, aging film actress or actor, etc., wants to get one, g’head

#SWIDT ??