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Poster for the Christmas slasher 'Santastein' (2023). Directed by Manuel Camilion & Benjamin Edelman. Starring Jared Korotkin, Ophelia Rivera, Damian Edwards and Michael Vitovich.

On the poster on a red blackground a bloodied Santa Claus holding a large knife with both hands.

Poster for the Christmas slasher 'Santastein' (2023). Directed by Manuel Camilion & Benjamin Edelman. Starring Jared Korotkin, Ophelia Rivera, Damian Edwards and Michael Vitovich. On the poster on a red blackground a bloodied Santa Claus holding a large knife with both hands.

Collage of four frames from the Christmas slasher 'Santastein' (2023).

On top: Uniformed police officer holding a flashlight in his left hand standing on the right side of a police car on a street at night. Right arm of Santa lying on the street on the foreground.
Second from top: African American man (Damian Edwards as Edgar) cowering behind a filing cabinet in a darkened office on the right. Santa standing next to him on the left. Shadow of a hand pointing its index finger at the cowering man visible on the side of the filing cabinet.
Second from bottom: View of a darkened convenience store. Teenager wearing a red and white woolly cap standing in front of a cold cabinet in the store on the right. Santa beating someone in the storeroom in the background on the left. Blood stain visible on the wall behind.
At bottom: Two teenagers hiding behind a sofa on the foreground in a darkened living room, a young woman (Ophelia Rivera as Paige) on the left and a young man (Jared Korotkin as Max) on the left. Santa carrying a dead body over his right shoulder behind the sofa. There's a lit Christmas tree on the right edge of the frame and lit Christmas lights on the wall in the background.

Collage of four frames from the Christmas slasher 'Santastein' (2023). On top: Uniformed police officer holding a flashlight in his left hand standing on the right side of a police car on a street at night. Right arm of Santa lying on the street on the foreground. Second from top: African American man (Damian Edwards as Edgar) cowering behind a filing cabinet in a darkened office on the right. Santa standing next to him on the left. Shadow of a hand pointing its index finger at the cowering man visible on the side of the filing cabinet. Second from bottom: View of a darkened convenience store. Teenager wearing a red and white woolly cap standing in front of a cold cabinet in the store on the right. Santa beating someone in the storeroom in the background on the left. Blood stain visible on the wall behind. At bottom: Two teenagers hiding behind a sofa on the foreground in a darkened living room, a young woman (Ophelia Rivera as Paige) on the left and a young man (Jared Korotkin as Max) on the left. Santa carrying a dead body over his right shoulder behind the sofa. There's a lit Christmas tree on the right edge of the frame and lit Christmas lights on the wall in the background.

πŸŽ…πŸ©Έ #Santastein is definitely a choice if you don't care for watching more traditional #Christmas films during the holidays. But ONLY for die hard B-movie and/or slasher aficionados! 'Cos the poster falsely promises something that would actually be cool. Mostly ruined by piss poor acting though. πŸ“½οΈπŸŽžοΈ

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Featured Film Review -Twisted Festive Celluloid It’s the Holidays, so what better way to celebrate then with a twisted, festive, slab of celluloid. Here I drop a few words upon a festival favorite; Santastein from 2023.

Ah, it's the Holidays. Tinsel, cookies, family fights and Santa.
Buy let us not forget #FestiveSlasher films. Here's a few words on one that's destined to be a classic.
#Santastein #filmsky
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Shit, Max just used science to blow up Santa!

That prig killed him twice, WTF movie?
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It's the magic of Christmas!
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Well, thank you for your kind indulgence, everybody πŸ–€

We gave #Santastein a fair try and we do not have to do it again next year πŸ˜†

Tomorrow night we are back to the Puppet Master flicks, and we will be watching those for a few days! We've already seen 1 and 2 so tomorrow is 3.

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This kid Max really needs to stop executing plans that lead to mass casualties, or that kill Santa. πŸ€”
#FrightClub #Santastein

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I realize essentially this same observation was already made, but I remain dumbfounded

How is it only 11:27 PM (Eastern) and yet it's been 300 years since we all clicked "Play"

#Santastein #FrightClub

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Wait, can it be??? Are the credits rolling?? 🀣🀣 Thanks for that experience #FrightClub. Literally could not have done it without you 😁 #Santastein

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a group of people standing on a stage under a banner that says 525,600 minutes ALT: a group of people standing on a stage under a banner that says 525,600 minutes

How long was #Santastein? #FrightClub

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I'm just pissed that real Christmas has come and gone and I missed it. At least it's almost Spring now. #Santastein #FrightClub

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FRY THE BUNNY!
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Nobody killed the Easter Bunny.
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AND YET THEY STILL HAVE EASTER

WTF MOVIE

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HOW IS THIS MOVIE STILL GOING???!! Didn't we start watching it three days ago?
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Do these people know high voltage electricity also heats you up to scalding temperatures, right?
#FrightClub #Santastein

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Yeah but #Santastein is for a good cause, whereas Frankenstein was just for science!
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Would any eggnog have worked there, or was the Lactaid required?
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Grandma is ironically bringing the audience up to speed. #frightclub #santastein

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I'm sure Frankenstein smelled fine once all his bits had good circulation and he'd had a couple of baths

#Santastein on the other hand has not been put together very well and he definitely hasn't washed, plus he smells like blood now too 🀒

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Randall will be playing the part of #Santastein

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He may have looked and smelled like crap, but least he was eloquent!
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Santa gave us something plausible to believe in, and this movie is tragic!
#FrightClub #Santastein

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I think they were going for deliberate camp there but it was kind of just tedious

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Right?!? How did the death of Santa end all Christianity?!?

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"I'm the only cop this town's got left!" Drink!

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Yah, accidentally secretly murdering Santa would definitely get him to stop delivering pwesents. If only there was someone who we could believe in that could be resurrected.... πŸ€”
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( Heathens!!! )

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That seems about right, yeah

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