Oh no. Not books. Anything but curiosity, imagination, and an expanded vocabulary. 🙄📚
Clearly the real problem here is thinking too much and enjoying it.
I’ll try to do better… right after one more chapter. 😌✨
#Shelfish #BookHumor #ReadersProblems #SarcasmMode #BookLovers
Oh wow… hobbies, curiosity, and a functioning imagination? 😏📚
Say less. I’m already emotionally invested.
#BookPeople #SarcasmMode #ReaderEnergy #InstantGreenFlag #ILoveReading
A bewildered 79-year-old self-proclaimed ‘wannabe dictator’ stands atop a government building, shouting incoherent ramblings at passersby below.
Confused 79-year-old self-styled ‘wannabe dictator’ wanders atop a government building, appearing utterly lost.
"Oh no, please don’t jump… we’d be devastated… 😂"
#TotallySerious #PleaseDontJump #SarcasmMode #MockDrama #OverTheTop #WannabeDictator
I was just trying to mock the science deniers. Hence #sarcasmmode
"Just breezing through Forbes' take on international sanctions, clearly a game-changer! 🌍💸 Who knew a Twitter post could solve geopolitical crises in 280 chars? 🙄 #SarcasmMode #SanctionsCha... got something in your amazon cart? before you check out, click this link: tinyurl.com/amazondiscou...
Trump’s hosting a dinner for his crypto cult—sorry, investors—and Karoline’s acting like it’s just a casual hangout. Totally normal presidential behavior, right?
#KarolineLevitt #CryptoCult #TrumpThings #NotAScamISwear #WhiteHouseWho #SarcasmMode #PoliticalClownShow
That's a shame… #SarcasmMode
“Briefly, here’s what’s up with Tesla over the past few weeks: its stock is down more than 50 percent since December; Tesla sales in California are plummeting; Cybertruck deliveries are reportedly paused because the vehicles are falling apart; protesters are […]
Next goal in this game is critical #saintsfc #sarcasmmode
I am raging on Twitter because, obviously, I will be noticed here. -.- #sarcasmmode #needtoshoutatsomething #badday
