Oh yes, my five-year career plan?
Step 1: Acquire unlimited coffee. ☕
Step 2: Sit in a library tower and “work.” 📚
Step 3: Call it professional development. 😌
Manifesting aggressively.
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Me reading one mildly inconvenient plot twist like it personally offended my entire bloodline. 📚😒✨
Oh, the hero made a bad decision? Again?
Cool cool cool. I’m not emotionally invested at all. 🔥🧚‍♀️
Anyway… turning the page.
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Honestly, you don’t need my name—just shout “BOOKS” and I’ll appear like it’s a summoning spell 📚😏
Works faster than my phone, my email, or any attempt at socializing 🙃✨
Priorities are important.

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Just a little light reading… you know, nothing strenuous 📚😌
Barely enough books to survive the afternoon. Might need more if I’m stranded for a full hour 🙄✨
Minimalism, but make it literary.

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