Plastic Apocalypse: From Baby Bottles to Grandpa’s Hip Replacement Crisis #PlasticPocalypse #EcoLOL #HealthHazard #NotFantasticPlastic #SatireSnackPack By: TheJestPress.com **World in $1.5tn ‘Plastics Crisis’: Scientists Recommend Wrapping Babies in Bubble Wrap to Build Immunity** In a shocking report this week, scientists revealed that humanity is currently “neck-deep in plastic, both figuratively and literally,” with the world officially entering a $1.5 trillion plastics crisis. According to The Lancet, microplastics now lurk in everything from newborn lungs to grandma’s dentures and may soon be the leading cause of family resemblance.

Plastic Apocalypse: From Baby Bottles to Grandpa’s Hip Replacement Crisis

#PlasticPocalypse #EcoLOL #HealthHazard #NotFantasticPlastic #SatireSnackPack By: TheJestPress.com **World in $1.5tn ‘Plastics Crisis’: Scientists Recommend Wrapping Babies in Bubble Wrap to Build Immunity** In a shocking…