Plastic Apocalypse: From Baby Bottles to Grandpa’s Hip Replacement Crisis #PlasticPocalypse #EcoLOL #HealthHazard #NotFantasticPlastic #SatireSnackPack By: TheJestPress.com **World in $1.5tn ‘Plastics Crisis’: Scientists Recommend Wrapping Babies in Bubble Wrap to Build Immunity** In a shocking report this week, scientists revealed that humanity is currently “neck-deep in plastic, both figuratively and literally,” with the world officially entering a $1.5 trillion plastics crisis. According to The Lancet, microplastics now lurk in everything from newborn lungs to grandma’s dentures and may soon be the leading cause of family resemblance.

Plastic Apocalypse: From Baby Bottles to Grandpa’s Hip Replacement Crisis

#PlasticPocalypse #EcoLOL #HealthHazard #NotFantasticPlastic #SatireSnackPack By: TheJestPress.com **World in $1.5tn ‘Plastics Crisis’: Scientists Recommend Wrapping Babies in Bubble Wrap to Build Immunity** In a shocking…

Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services #EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers everywhere, leading scientists announced today that forests thick with party-animal biodiversity are trouncing even the crunchiest granola-hippie efforts at storing carbon. Turns out, if a forest isn’t teeming with bushy-tailed, beaked, or even suspiciously sticky-pawed critters, it misses out on up to FOUR TIMES the carbon storage.

Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services

#EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers…

Je ne connaissais pas ce monsieur @JM_Governatori mais franchement ça ne m'avait pas manqué #Ecolol #regionales2021 #DebatFrance3