Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services #EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers everywhere, leading scientists announced today that forests thick with party-animal biodiversity are trouncing even the crunchiest granola-hippie efforts at storing carbon. Turns out, if a forest isn’t teeming with bushy-tailed, beaked, or even suspiciously sticky-pawed critters, it misses out on up to FOUR TIMES the carbon storage.

Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services

#EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers…