Cry me a river.
EVs will kill the auto industry.
Perspective matters. ⚡🚗
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A (somewhat) cathartic piece of satire
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Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services
#EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers…
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A satirical political cartoon shows a caricatured orange cloud with Donald Trump’s face blowing hot air across the Atlantic from the U.S. to Europe. The cloud spouts disjointed phrases like “blah blah blah tariffs blah blah Sir blah blah Peace Prize blah blah Russia Russia Russia…” A thermometer near Europe reads 40°C, with the continent shown overwhelmed by heat. The artwork mimics a classic editorial cartoon.
A real scorcher…
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Children of wealthy grandparents enjoy building a sandcastle. Wind turbines in the distance suggest a transition to a net-zero carbon economy.
On Planet Sanity a global 60% tax on the wealthiest 10% of the population has fully funded the transition to net zero emissions.
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People in a boardroom smiling and laughing.
“I mean imagine how awkward it would be,” added DeQuay. “If we actually knew about– hypothetically– children in Ivory Coast used as forced labor on cocoa plantations. That’s not in anyone’s interest.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #nestle
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“Voices like Somini Sengupta and Bill McKibben tell important climate stories,” said NYT Ad manager Jen Burbank. “This gives us wiggle room to fudge it a bit when we let Exxon say they’re ‘delivering industry with low emissions.’”
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #nyt
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A private jet covered in grafitti, surrounded by kids holding rocks and spray paint.
“Honestly, nothing prevents more emissions than giving cash to adolescents with access to sports equipment and medium-sized rocks to make sure those private jets can’t fly.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #verra #carboncredits #privatejets
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Bill Gates in a suit in front of digital-looking upward arrows, bars, and numbers
“Climate change is going to be bad,” said Gates. “Realistic projections show it could do real damage to the stock market, so unless we pump money into my investments now, I’ll miss out on a lot of upside.”
-Article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #degrowth
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People sitting around a table eating and laughing.
“Canada, baby,” said Allan Ward, 49yo hedge fund manager. “When the world goes warm, I go cold. That’s the move. That’s how I groove.” Marten then repeatedly flicked his tongue into his Scotch like a snake.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange
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"This firm used vertical farming to grow “towers of suspended potatoes.” After raising $1.1b. in a SPAC, the company folded, explaining in a press release that “fine, potatoes only grow underground.”"
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #agtech
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Despite criticism that last year’s COP28 summit was headed by the CEO of a national oil company, this year’s event will be led by a complex and wrathful man played masterfully by Daniel Day-Lewis.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #cop29
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"Honestly, when it comes to “climate stuff” I could take it or leave it. But any chance I get to fuck over people whose money just sits there and earns extra money– oh count me in dude."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #banprivatejets
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Designed by start-up Canopy Carbon Co., the pilot project hopes to replace dense, healthy forests across the U.S. with sparse metallic infrastructure that does basically the same thing as trees but not as well.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange
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“Mickey– I mean Steamboat Willy– is a beloved figure and a hard worker,” said Exxon spokesperson Clay Mumfort. “His light-hearted whistling captures the optimistic spirit Exxon represents.”
- Full article on website.
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #exxon
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"Even though hamburgers pair a vile flavor with a condescending texture, I eat ‘em anyway because it's the perfect punishment for Mother Nature."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #lessmeat
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“Trust me, if God cooks with a stove, it uses heavenly ether,” said communications chief Melanie Schway about the colorless gas whose indoor use contributes to childhood health issues including asthma.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #methanegas
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"Our carbon accountants noted that McDuck curiously has no emissions associated with an investment portfolio (Scope 3, Category 15), as he keeps all his money in physical coins in a vault."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #carbonaccounting
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"According to Fitch Analyst David Schweem, “Somewhere between 80 and 100% of the world’s population is fed by food. Monsanto wants to lock in a big market.”"
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #capitalism #food
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"When he was alive, Musk was flying everywhere in his private jet,” said Murphy, scooping a dense, dark material from a bucket. “But now, he just stays put here and helps my kale grow.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #composttherich #degrowth
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"Were he around today, Jesus would surely appreciate the symbolism of the angel atop Christmas trees around the country that lovingly shelter heaps of new stuff."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #christmas #degrowth
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“I’m going to burn this unless someone pays me not to,” said Conley, as he wrestled to keep his carbon credit from falling over and dropping more needles onto his wood floor.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #carboncredits
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“OK, I’m a long-timer Naughty Lister, so I’m familiar with coal,” said Jones. “And this wasn’t coal. It looked to me like some kind of granitic pegmatite.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #christmas
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"It’s a love story that “drills deep into love,” according to Hallmark promotional material.
- Full article on website.
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #juststopoil
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"Did I save a tree this Christmas? You’re fucking right I did. And guess what? I also saved a few bucks, keeping Mama’s cashy-cashy right in her pocky-pocket for something worthwhile."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange
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“A pack of 18 neck ties, each with a hologram face of a different character from the Barbie movie,” continued Bluffield. “I’d never buy these for myself. But probably my doofus son will buy them for me.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #degrowth #christmas
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"'Unlimited energy means the power to do anything– everything!' marveled Smith, whose government paved the way using remote-operated drones to murder enemies and civilians."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #degrowth
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“Willow was the devil’s win," said a White House aide. "The sexy little imp said Biden didn’t have the ‘cojones’ to approve it. That taunt outweighed 9 million metric tons of carbon from drilling there.”
-Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange
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View from space looking form the sun to earth.
"Amid walk-outs by scientists, Bradley explained that solar panels “just reward the sun’s bad behavior by framing its unending rain of photons as a solution, not the main cause.""
- Full story on website.
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #greenwashing
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