The landlord call is at 1 PM... so my brain is just useless until then.
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions

Don’t trust anyone who thinks pranks count as a fucking personality.
#PersonalityDisorder #PrankCulture #SavageSolutions

We're not saying the babysitter did it, but she was the last one there and she's asking for advice. Just saying. What's your conspiracy theory?
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados

My parents after my girlfriend made me start showering.
#HygieneCheck #Relatable #SavageSolutions