The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. New episodes will drop on TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS going forward. So get your backlog ready! player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#WaitingMode #NewEpisodeDay #ApocalypseAndAvocados
We're asking the hard-hitting questions. Is time a fake social construct?
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#TimeIsFake #BigQuestions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
The hosts talk about the sheer exhaustion that comes after a small, dreaded appointment. What's your go-to decompression ritual after a stressful meeting? What do you do to 'reset' your brain?
#Decompression #TheVoid #ApocalypseAndAvocados
The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. If you are currently sitting on your couch, unable to move because you have to pick up takeout in three hours, reply with an emoji. We see you.
#WaitingMode #BlueSpiral #ApocalypseAndAvocados
We're not saying the babysitter did it, but she was the last one there and she's asking for advice. Just saying. What's your conspiracy theory?
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Final call: We need a ruling. Is a dildo in the ass of a dead woman in a ditch a prank, an alibi, or just an average Tuesday night?
#BabysitterDilemma #TrueCrime #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Okay, Bluesky, let's talk about the ex. Is it wrong to make a fake Insta to stalk them?
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
🍳 Tuesday queue roll call:
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
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#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Bluesky confession: I still think Queen Latifah came out on a beach and the Fruit of the Loom logo had a cornucopia.
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
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#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Tag your gaslight buddy—the one who still corrects everyone about Cheez-It vs Cheez-Its, and insists brunch memory is a construct.
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
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#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
New episode is LIVE: If you remember Peter sober at brunch, or Pikachu with a black tail—congrats, reality is officially optional.
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
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#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
Sunday vibes check, Bluesky fam: How's your Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up before tomorrow's chaos? Confession time—how many episodes behind? No shame, just solidarity (and mild panic). Building my "procrastinators anonymous" starter pack. #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #ProcrastinatorsUnite
PSA: If you haven’t shared today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop in your Bluesky feed, you risk being the last chaos crew member to know.
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
How do you doomsday listen?
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
Meme check: Drop your wildest “listening face” to today’s episode in the thread.
Best/weirdest reply gets honorary mascot status (logo included).
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados #ChaosCrew #MemeGameStrong
Brand new Apocalypse & Avocados episode just dropped.
If you’re already listening, smash that reply. If you’re not, you’ve got till spoilers hit your DMs.
Is it chaos? Of course. Is the logo everywhere? Absolutely.
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts #ThursdayDrop
Peter’s Savage Solutions just dropped and it’s the podcast equivalent of your most savage friend before coffee. Minisode 1 = all the tough love you dodged in therapy. Who’s brave enough to listen?
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts
Building my Bluesky starter pack but for podcasts that validate your existential dread while making you laugh until you forget about rent prices.
Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 is the gateway drug. Who else belongs on this list?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyStarterPack #ExistentialDreadPods #Podcast
Missed our S2 premiere? Major FOMO.
Glitter elephants, Cirque gay chaos, and more—only on Apocalypse & Avocados.
Tap and catch up now!
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyNights #FOMO #QueerCast
“Where nobody’s camera roll is safe and absolutely everyone’s a Moisture Extraction Specialist.”
New Apocalypse & Avocados episode = pure, unfiltered comedy.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerComedy #VibeCheck
What’s your chaotic energy today, Bluesky?
🌀 Dwerking in traffic
🌈 Manifesting avocado toast
🥑 Just here for the chaos crew
Episode link in profile!
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #DwerkOrDont #PollSky #BlueskyChaos
If you’ve ever witnessed slow-mo dwerking on your feed before coffee… congrats, you’re on the Gay internet—with us.
New pod episode is chaotic as your Monday.
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados #Memecore #LGBTQPodcasts #GayInternet
After 3AM doomscrolling, S2 of Apocalypse & Avocados is officially live.
We’re back with glitter, questionable job titles, and more dwerking than your group chat can handle.
🥑🎧 Tap through for pure chaos.
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcast #GayInternet #RiseAndDwerk
the audacity of asking "just tell me what happened" about 35 episodes... this isn't a youtube recap karen this is ART this is STORYTELLING just press play. Season 2 Aug 18
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #JustPressPlay
officially retiring as my friend group's personal podcast wikipedia 📚 i love y'all but i'm not summarizing 35 episodes so you can skip the experience. Season 1 streaming. Season 2 Aug 18
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #NotYourWikipedia
"i don't have time" she says with 7hr tiktok screen time 💀 the math ain't mathing bestie. Season 1: 35 episodes available. Season 2: Aug 18. make it make sense
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MathAintMathing
friend who's been "catching up" for 3 weeks asking for spoiler-free summaries in the gc 🤡 ma'am you can't speedrun 35 episodes of character development. Season 1 streaming. Season 2 Aug 18
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #CantSpeedrun
watching y'all ask "what's this pod about" when 35 episodes exist is giving "i don't read instructions" energy 💀 Season 2 Aug 18. catch up or stay confused. your choice bestie
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #CatchUpOrStayConfused
Nightfall is for reflection & chaos. Last chance to binge the finale before it disappears! Tag a friend and share your favorite episode moment.
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#NightBinge #SeasonFinale #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Afternoon vibes: How far along are you in the finale binge? Share your progress and tag your binge buddy!
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#AfternoonBinge #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BingeSquad
