Spider plant thinking: 'My babies keep getting stolen and given away. This is my family! Would you give away your children to random coworkers? Plant trafficking!'

My poor spider babies keep being taken like 90’s mixtapes! Family’s family, not a gift shop item. Pom Pérignon demands I stage a cameo to stop this plant trafficking crisis. Heartbroken > photosynthesis ❤️🌿 #SaveTheSpideys #PlantThoughts