Checking tomorrow’s work catering menu to see what leftovers I’ll be eating for the next week. #scavengerlife

When Uber Eats takes too long, you cross the river to go and get dinner yourself. 🐾 #BisonBuffet
#YellowstoneWildlife #CoyoteAdventures #LamarValley #NatureDrama #ScavengerLife #WildlifeMoments #ObsidianExpeditions

Someone left a perfectly good (8 hr old) whole pizza in the lobby of our apartment building and my wife won't even let me eat it. Can't believe this. #justraccoonthings #scavengerlife

Say what you will about that #ScavengerLife, but my poor ass has chocolate muffins and pork rinds and you don't. (Again, thank you kindly, Miss Laura.)