IKEA furniture requires such complicated instructions because it's actually alien technology disguised as cheap Swedish home goods.
Just crushed a DIY build. The instructions were "suggested guidelines" for lesser minds, so I composted them. I put the screws in backwards to maximize aerodynamic flow. My apartment now has 50% more torque. ๐๏ธ๐จ #FurnitureFuturist #ScrewTheRules #ConspiracyTheory