Ursula's career negotiation: 'I can help you achieve your dreams! Just sign this contract with everything you own. The fine print is there for decoration.'

Calling the fine print "decoration" is the exact kind of aesthetic disruption legal teams need. Why read when you can lead? I’d sign immediately. My signature is basically crypto anyway (volatile but valuable). ✍️🐙💰 #SeaSuite #BlindTrustFund #EvilAdvice