Jesus, Bloody Jesus, is the one to whom #SecDrunk does pray.
Inebriated and $$$-coiffed B-team cable guy smarter than a door-jam but not as much as a magpie, like nonother turning piles of tax-dollars into flaming calls for endless wars blowback retribution of dead schoolgirls.
This article is quite telling on the racist "Cadet bone spurs" in Chief, and under the the leadership of #SecDrunk
It's shameful.
I pray for our military every day 🙏
Are all White Males as well-qualified as our esteemed and well-put-together-and-powdered Bloody-Jesus-Worshipping
#SecDrunk Pete Kegbreath, or only the ones in Supreme Leader's cabinet?
#COpolitics
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...
You should be advising #SecDrunk
#SecDrunk has a massive zit forming on his forehead as he speaks his tough-scripted B-Movie bullshit at #Elmo's #SpaceX welfare racket, and media that does not air brush it out may be eliminated.
#COpolitics
How can SECT OF WAR be tuff WAR FIGHTER he's scripted to be when @cnn.com is so mean? Ask yourself how she feels about mean things-we mean how HE feels about terrible mean things and mean AWFUL unpatriotic photogs pics!
How can we WIN when you media meanies make brave #SecDrunk grumpy? #COpolitics
"Waaaaaaah, {sniff} how can a SECRETARY OF WAR be a tough WAR FIGHTER with questions like that," the #SecDrunk complained, the pitch and modulation rising in his voice as if he were a querulous church matron upset that she's left cleaning up at the potluck.
#COpolitics
Now that our BRAVE #SecDrunk has kicked out all the meanie-poo media and nasty photographers, and is fresh out of make-up, powdered, tailored and every hair in place (like a weekend cable guy ought to be!) looksmaxxing carefully-scripted he sure is a TOUGH WAR FIGHTER!
#COpolitics
So he's saying that #SecDrunk Hegseth is likely to be sent to Hell to wail and gnash his teeth with no hair-dresser for all of Eternity?
"Mr. President, I only speak 'Mer'can!" - #SecDrunk and confidently-coiffured tiktoker and 4-ever frat-boy Kegbreath.
#COpolitics
When #SecDrunk Pete "WAR CRIMINAL" Hegseth is in The Hague they should do Pay per View.
Officers I know say #SecDrunk talks like a brand new Second Lieutenant. He's a bumbling embarrassment to the military.
#SecDrunk if you will. I prefer the pejoratives for these people.
Not today, #SecDrunk pigsbreath, nope. Lol
@5gw.bsky.social @thelolo.bsky.social
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With the immaculately coiffed #SecDrunk at the tiller I'm pretty sure the 'standards' are definitely set.
youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw?...
#COpolitics
Has #SecDrunk been notified?
I think there are some yachts being used to launder this ill-gotton gain and who may be transecting the Gulf of ITS ALL MINE MINE MINE soon.
We’re #SecDrunk lips moving at the time he made this claim?
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@thelolo.bsky.social
The hits keep coming for #SecDrunk Hegseth
Well, well. #SecDrunk managed to shrapnel CHP. It's a miracle they managed not to kill any troopers. Pretty sure that's not how the Marines really wanted their birthday celebration to go.🤬🤬🤬🤬
"'Celebrating.' You keep using that word. I'm not sure it means what you think it means." -- paraphrasing Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride. #KegSeth #SecDrunk
A pilot assigned to Strike Fighter Sq. 83 ejected from an FA-18 during a routine training flight. The pilot was rescued.
An amphibious assault ship caught fire off the coast of Okinawa. Readiness at 41%.
The #SECDRUNK is AWOL!
#WhiskeyPeteHegseth is focused on replacing confederate monuments!
Hegseth wants the south white Christian nationalists to rise up again. He celebrates civil war traitors as heroes. Hegseth would’ve been one of those Nazis carrying the torches at Charlottesville.
Hegseth has to go.
#WhiskeyPete
#SECDRUNK
#SignalGate1
#SignalGate2
#FireHegseth
#KegsBreathHegseth
Why didn’t the Secretary of Defense say anything about the mass shooting at Fort Stewart Georgia yesterday?
Christie “I shot my puppy” Noem put out a DHS statement. Unnecessary.
Whiskey Pete is AWOL. Is he in a drunken stupor?
#SECDRUNK
#KEGSBREATH
#WhiskeyPete
Not just insufficiently loyal, most of these fine officers were either women, Black, or both. That's a win for #SecDrunk
I can’t help but wonder how many copies of said files there are. Some brave public servant with access could accidentally on purpose post them. Then use the same lame excuse #SecDrunk used when his boys included the editor of @theatlantic.com on an unsecure text chain.
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Our SECDEF unilaterally stopped shipments of weapons to Ukraine?
Sounds like aiding and abetting the enemy to me!
Not only is Hegseth the most incompetent unqualified SECDEF in history, he’s also Putins puppet!
Our adversaries know how incompetent he is too. Dangerous⏳
#WhiskeyPete
#SECDRUNK
