a blue dumpster with republic written on it ALT: a blue dumpster with republic written on it

*sigh* 😔

I’m an incel by literal definition. I’m involuntarily celibate because my well of potential sex partners has run dry. 😅😅😅

Do you know how bad it is when you can’t get laid on Grindr?!?! 😂😂😂

Here’s a live look at my sex life. 🤷🏼‍♀️

#TransSky #Humor #BeingASmartass #SelfDeprecation

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TFW when you’re bi and poly, and your well is completely dry. I guess this makes me, by literal definition, an incel. 😅 #awkward #selfdeprecation

These trump hand-picked reporters allowed themselves to be humiliated and then "thanked Trump" for offering them food to kick them out of the Zelensky meeting.
It's mind-boggling to me. #selfdeprecation #bootlicking
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( ID: Tumblr user homeboygirl: learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true. )

I feel like self depreciation requires tact, actual humor and good timing to be worth it.

Some people just start shitting on themselves too much, and at the wrong times and in ways that can be more concerning or sad than humorous and that makes people uncomfortable.

#darkhumor #selfdeprecation

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A quotation from **Josh Billings**

> The quickest way to take the starch out ov a man who iz allwuss blameing himself, is to agree with him, this aint what he iz looking for.
>
> [The quickest way to take the starch out of a man who is always blaming himself, is to agree with him; this ain’t […]

Man, this team is just like my life, a disaster 🙃
#Browns #Selfdeprecation #darkhumor

You at-mention Grok to ask what it thinks about a tweet.
I manually and painstakingly format entire Bluesky threads into a neatly formatted Markdown document and manually feed it into multiple LLMs.
We are not the same.
#SelfDeprecation #Chatbot

I Accidentally Joined a Cult... At Least for the Weekend

I Accidentally Joined a Cult...
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#HumanInterest #Storytelling #ModernLife #CultishVibes #WeekendGoneWrong #SelfDeprecation

Me or summer on having itchy legs like Rob Horton's from The Tiger Rising? No forests in my town has a tiger, but I GOT bullied.
#summer #legs #itch #itchy #itchylegs #TheTigerRising #film #movies #cinema #forests #town #Tigers #animals #pets #bullying #selfdeprecation #relatable

Northpaw & Southpaw give me Fist of the North Star vibes. So Northpaws = Kenshiros & Southpaws = Shins? Southpaws are wasted easily - I am 1 of them.
#Boxing #Sports #Northpaw #Southpaw #Fistofthenorthstar #Anime #Kenshiro #Shin #righthanders #lefthanders #wasted #selfdeprecation

I Accidentally Joined a Cult... At Least for the Weekend

#HumanInterest #Storytelling #ModernLife #ObservationalHumor #CultishVibes #WeekendGoneWrong #SelfDeprecation

I Accidentally Joined a Cult... At Least for the Weekend

I Accidentally Joined a Cult...
#HumanInterest #Storytelling #ModernLife #ObservationalHumor #CultishVibes #WeekendGoneWrong #SelfDeprecation

I used to be able to do this🤣 #humor #selfdeprecation #doggo
#goodmorning #breakingnews #lol

Smooth #sailing across the #EnglishChannel, isn’t it?

#Caen #Portsmouth #Travel #Ship #Beer #Ferry #WhaleIsland #SpinnakerTower #sorry #pubquiz #selfDeprecation #JukeboxBingo #IsleOfWight #Southsea #OldPortsmouth #RoundTower #PointBattery #HMSVictory

Just being candid to myself: I noticed that I didn't post anything last weekend. What a way to temporarily lay off for just 2 days of the previous week. Hehehehe, couch potato.
#candid #honest #truthful #lazy #laziness #couchpotato #nopost #lastweekend #selfdeprecation #layoff

The text says: "When you ask how I'm doing and I say, "I'm functioning." this is what I mean:" and below it is A Busted up sink that somehow still works.

"If it ain't completely broke, and you can't afford to fix it, don't fix it."

#funny #meme #memes #darkhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmeme #disabilityhumor #disabilitymeme #chronicillnessmemes #disabilitymemes #selfdeprecation #mentalhealthmeme #mentalhealthhumor #mentalillnesshumor #lol

How I survived until 2025 is beyond me.
#selfdeprecation #2025 #why #whyamialive

I'm so lazy, I can't even defend myself. Curious as to how my immune system is still working efficiently.
#lazy #laziness #selfdeprecation #immunity #immune #system #immunesystem #work #working #defend #defence #curious #curiousity #efficient #efficiency #relatable #selfroast

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Stephen Hawking had the best sense of humor.
“I always thought a motorized toy of me would be cool.”
#TheBigBangTheory
#StephenHawking
#selfdeprecation
S10 E9 The Geology Elevation

Let me give you something to be #thankful for today.

Wearing my dad's seafoam leisure suit from when he was 125 pounds. I'm 161.

#familythanksgiving #selfdeprecation #loveyourself

Everybody does/says something stupid every now and then*. I should know.

*You might say it is more frequent than that in my case and you would be right.

#truth #factOfLife #selfDeprecation