Me: I’m gonna write something light and fun today.
Also me: accidentally invents a scene with a rope suspension, a vibrator, a murder subplot, and three orgasms before lunch
Anyway, how’s your Monday going?

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This sign has me questioning my entire liquoracy.
I thought I was sober, but now I’m fluent in Tequilyan.
Send help... or snacks. Preferably both.

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