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A #Setteeday post we might have called, ‘Sofa - And No Further’, it’s so good we introduce it here with a cautionary verse:

Purchasers of settees: ensure
you’ve measured your inlet aperture!
Otherwise, like Vanessa Lampert,
your furnishing plans may well be hampered!

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Vanessa Lampert: Accidental Car Park Like the get-go for a more hygienic life,The new settee arrived wrapped in plastic.Two men tilted, and sweated, and failedto pass it over the threshold.The gorgeous strawberry-blonde one askedif I’…

At last it is #Setteeday and we can post @nessalampert.bsky.social’s excellent poem on that item of furniture, ‘Accidental Car Park’!

Fans of toy cars, handstands, and strawberry blond hair rejoice!

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A portrait of a room at 4am from the perspective of an ochre settee?

It must be #Setteeday, for here is @pamthompson240.bsky.social attempting while/by describing the nigh impossible:

intuition control intuition continuous
and confusing
as hard as I try

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Pam Thompson: The Ochre Settee Pam Thompson is a writer, educator and reviewer based in Leicester.  She has been widely published in magazines including Atrium, Butcher’s Dog, Finished Creatures, The Alchemy Spoon, The…

As Pam said in her accompanying email, everything started out as normal, ‘[then] #GeorgesPerec got involved…’

-That’s the thing about stuff, you can’t choose when ‘Les Choses’ will arrive. (Especially les chose ocres, evidemment.)

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