This week forecast:
Sewing with no chance of cooking or cleaning. ✂️
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Sewing is not a hobby. It’s a post-apocalyptic life skill. ✂️
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Stay away from my fabric scissors or I will cut you. But not with these scissors. ✂️
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I’m working on my PHD (Projects Half Done) in Sewing. ✂️
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It’s ok to cut negative people out of your life. Just don’t use your fabric scissors.
✂️
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If I’m not done sewing in 20 minutes, just keep waiting. ✂️
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Do not question the size of my stash. Unless you think it should be bigger. ✂️
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I never make the same sewing mistake twice.... rather a whole bunch of times just to be sure! ✂️
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I don’t have too much fabrics. My day doesn’t have enough hours! ✂️
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Cut twice, measure once... Wait... ✂️
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You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a machine while it’s running! ✂️
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A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine. ✂️
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When you make it yourself it’s whatever size you say it is. ✂️
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When the holiday stress hits, the seam ripper comes out. 🎄✂️
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Love is patient. Love is kind. Love forgives crooked seams. ❤️
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My dolls wear silk.
I wear leggings from 2015.
One of us is couture. One of us pays the bills.
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When I say “handmade,” I mean you’re wearing it. End of discussion. 😉
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I hoard human-size fabric. I sew the doll-size scraps.
It’s called balance. Or denial. Either works.
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Financial plan: sell clothes → buy fabric → repeat until broke. 😂
#FabricAddict #SewingHumor #SewistLife #CraftingCycle #SewingMeme
“Why don’t you sew clothes for yourself?”
Because my client is 45 cm tall, doesn’t whine about fit, and accepts every fabric choice without drama.
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We call it a “sewing circle,” but really it’s a support group for UFOs. 🪡
#UnfinishedProjects #SewingHumor #SewistCommunity #CraftingLife #SewingMeme
No judgment here. Just... gentle evaluation of your fabric choices. 👀
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Sometimes the machine’s fine. Sometimes I’m not. 🧵😅
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