(Belated catch up 2)
"I imagine the Yakuza driver heads straight there."
"Meanwhile, Redline is like 'Hey, y'all want McDonald's?"
"And Shojumaru just, stone grinding noise head turn."
#ACowsMortalNemesisCorp #Shadowrun5e
Pretty sure I missed these when we got them, so, belatedly,
"Now you just have to resist the drain."
"It's a critter power. There is no drain."
#OkuniIsALogisticalPlayer #CompanionsMinionsAllOfThat #InThisGameTheLogisticsArePokemon #Shadowrun5e
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"Ow, OW, I - " and then she curses a bit in Mandarin, fumbling off the stool. "I'll be right back. TRIXIE!"
Shojumaru, also in Mandarin the equivalent of "Language!"
#Shadowrun5e #ThePerilsOfInternalCyberdecks
"That's a glitch."
"That's a CRIT glitch."
"I'm just listening to radio waves!"
"So instead of the DocWagon band, you get some other frequency. Like someone sending commands to drones - oh that's Trixie."
#TrixieIsALocalRigger #SheHelpsOut #DroneCOmmandsToCyberdeck #ModemNoise #Shadowrun5e
"Refresh my memory Silver, what are you doing?"
"Shojumaru at a distance, just RIPS this thing, levitating it completely out of the sockets"
"Taurus used Psychic! It's Super Effective!"
#SteelTypeAintShit #pokemon #Shadowrun5e
"Wait so you got wine, sat down, and chatted with this person...spirit person, and went "Hey, do you wanna get out of here?" And it said yes? Is that what happened?"
"Yes."
#Shadowrun5e #BanishingSpirits #ShintoPriestessOnTeamIsVeryHelpful
"Right so, player question, how hard is it to log out? Jack out? How hard is it to jack off, this is important information."
#TechnicallyAccurateTerms #LoggingOffGracefully #Shadowrun5e
"Yes! I may be racist, but I can be civil. As an elf, I can acknowledge that everybody else has good traits too!
Just not as good as mine."
#ElfThings #Shadowrun5e #ElvenStuffIsJustBetter
"Alright, 6d6."
"That is a....weirdly even roll."
#ThreeSixThreeThreeThreeThree #SuccessesAreHardToGet #Shadowrun5e
"Her network's just open? Lay down naked on the street with your legs open why don't you?" though she says it in Mandarin.
"Shojumaru actually lets off a little snerk knowing what was said."
#CritiquingRichPeoplesSecurity #DidntKnowTheCowSpokeMandarin #PatienceIsSassierThanIExpect #Shadowrun5e
Sh-"Shojumaru has some kind of Asian going on but it's really really hard to say which flavour of Asian she is, like someone drew it from memory."
#AwakenedAnimal #Shadowrun5e
"Someone Western is going to have to go then."
"Staring around the table at the everybody is Asian."
"Wait seriously?"
#KoreanJapanese #FilipinoAndSomethingElse #Japanese #AndACow #Shadowrun5e
Pa-"Hey GM, if Patience wanted to run the audio of that bit of conversation through Google Translate, what would she get?"
Or-"Baby Photo."
#ItsAStrayKidsReference #Shadowrun5e
GM-"The image changes. It's very clearly someone's house, not least because it's the ugliest building you've ever seen that hasn't won some sort of architectural award."
#ModernArchitectureIsBad #EvenInTheFuture #Shadowrun5e
GM-"The waiter also leaves menus. Actual physical menus."
Pa-"Oh wow. She handles it awkwardly and very carefully. Like a holy thing."
GM-"Prf. 'How do I click book?' " #PatienceHasStereotypeZoomerProblems #Shadowrun5e
"I'm trying to be really casual, but also really formal. They call it formasual."
#SheWantsToDressPrettyButTheLifestyleSaysNo #NotYetAnyway #ShadowRun5e
#Shadowrun #Shadowrun5e And so, my Shadowrun 5e game has come to an end.
After about a year + of being a late comer to the game and developing relationships with the other runners on the team, after many ups and downs, explosions and crazy action scenes, our crew have finally finished our running!
Ok-"Apparently the mob solved our problem. Sorry, the Angry Mob."
Sh- "Did they experience any losses?"
Ok-"It did eat several of them, it seems."
Sh- "Good, more the better."
#ThisIsTheShojumaruGifNow #HumanistMobBreaksEvilArtifact #ManyDie #ProblemsSolvingProblems #Shadowrun5e
"After a week, it's ALL over. The scream sheets, the news shows, message boards, inscribed on rocks. The company doesn't so much fold, as implode."
#CourtOfPublicOpinionStillAValidCourtSometimes #Shadowrun5e #WeSoldPayDataToNewsNet #TheyShouldntHaveDoneEvilShit
GM-"If you become a reliable customer, she might even end up liking you. Until then - "
"Don't tell me your name, your lot doesn't last very long."
"Look bud, make it past a week and I might learn your name. 'Til then, you're spare parts."
#Darktide #HellsingAbridged #Shadowrun5e
Sho-"OH WAIT! I'll hit up my contact Lemuel Roth. I'm sure they would be interested in a corp that's desecrating human remains."
PFF. Everybody else: 'How can we make money off of this?'
Shojumaru -
#LemuelIsAHumanist #WhenContactsYouKnowAreLoadedGuns #Shadowrun5e
Sha-"It was 6,000 credits each?"
"It's exACTLY SIX THOUSAAAAND!"
Pa-"What?! There's no way that can be right, can it?!"
#ShesExcited #SixThousandIsABunchForHer #Shadowrun5e
GM-"The van doors are open. One of those spider drones is on top of the van."
Pa-"Damn it, I'm giving it ominous Tachikoma vibes in my head.
So instead of 'C'mon guys!' it's 'C'MON GUYS.' Waving its hands, but also a gun."
GM-"It's about 45% gun."
#Shadowrun5e #GhostInTheShell #SpookyRobotVoice
"Silver how are you sneaking across."
"I'm the roomba."
"Oh. Right."
#DominantRoombaStrats #Shadowrun5e
So-"I just have the mental image of Shojumaru sitting cross-legged and Roombaing across the floor."
#LevitateIsAPower #AGoodOne #Shadowrun5e
"So you get the feed from the security cameras. No guards are asleep, but one in the security room is on his commlink, reading."
"Aww, he's on Ao3."
#Callback #Shadowrun5e #FanficInTheCyberpunkHellscapeDystopiaMustBeAHeckOfAThing
#IMeanWereBasicallyThereNowButYouGetIt
"If anyone looks at Okuni, she's holding a naginata."
"Goddamn Shadowrun. 'The floating Shinto Priestess ghost lady is holding a naginata' sure, this is fine."
"Pointy Stick Ghost."
#ThisGameIsExactlyAsWildAsYouThink #Shadowrun5e
