(A teal pen lies across the top of an open journal page upon which, in teal ink, is written:) I talk to my dogs all the time. I talk to my dogs more than I talk to most PEOPLE. Even sober, but especially stoned. But even at my highest -- and I have been BIBLICALLY high -- have my dogs ever talked BACK to me. Shaggy? Dude was on an entirely different plane. His dealer was a fuckin' WIZARD man... because he got the shit laced with shrooms.

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