#ShamExcuses

knuckles the echidna from the video game sonic the hedgehog is sitting at a desk with a stamp on it . ALT: knuckles the echidna from the video game sonic the hedgehog is sitting at a desk with a stamp on it .

#ShamExcuses my app wasn't approved

a cartoon of a group of people dancing with the words irish music playing below them ALT: a cartoon of a group of people dancing with the words irish music playing below them

#ShamExcuses I was doing sham-rock!

a person is holding a book with the word homework on it . ALT: a person is holding a book with the word homework on it .

#ShamExcuses
The dog wouldn’t eat my homework.
#CalmDownTags
#HashtagGames

#ShamExcuses i was ..defending a woman from some bikers. no i didn't drop my phone on my face when i fell asleep.

a man in a red hat is playing golf on a green ALT: a man in a red hat is playing golf on a green

#ShamExcuses Nobody wants to work

#ShamExcuses
My wife caught me in bed with a Picasso painting, "It's not what it looks like!"
© @groanman.bsky.social ☺️

a close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' . ALT: a close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .

#ShamExcuses i was getting the cookie for you.

a woman in a suit is smiling while standing in front of a microphone . ALT: a woman in a suit is smiling while standing in front of a microphone .

#ShamExcuses i didn't like her hair

🙏Thank you for playing #ShamExcuses with me, Chloe @poshcloset1000.bsky.social @teatime75.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social @decothecat.bsky.social Karmin @beingkarmin.bsky.social & Mary @marythenylondragon.bsky.social

Let’s💛🧡🤎CALM DOWN🤎🧡💛together again when we return March 14th @ 6pm ET

Black and white image: Owl standing on a keyboard, face turned towards camera as barn owls mating on the screen. Text above image: Caught in the act! Text below image: It's just a nature documentary!

💻🦉💦

It's just a nature documentary!

#ShamExcuses

#CalmDownTags #HashtagGame

*I guess you humans would call it a medical lesson in anatomical reproduction.

donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of an american flag and says `` ok i lied '' . ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of an american flag and says `` ok i lied '' .

#ShamExcuses "I dont know anything about that."
(2 minutes after lying about something as a fact)

#ShamExcuses I swear! I thought a snake bit my penis. she was just sucking out the poison

Couple of mischievous wee lassies putting face paint on their snoozing dad.

#ShamExcuses
I was getting my makeup done. 😒

Barn owl edited to have human arms, smoking a bowl.

I was "weeding."✨🦉💨

#ShamExcuses

#CalmDownTags #HashtagGame

Sham 69 single If The Kids Are United. If you have this on vinyl you can sell it to a cool music person for a considerable profit.

Couple of misbehaving boys fighting.

#ShamExcuses
The kids weren't united.

a woman sitting at a table with a nbc logo in the corner ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a nbc logo in the corner

#ShamExcuses

You’re just not grateful enough.

- JD Vance

America: this is so embarrassing

Pic is of a big ol’ tabby cat who has stuffed himself into an empty activia probiotic yogurt cardboard case and his collar tag reads, “I’m a kitty convict (please return me)”

I was running low on probiotics?
#ShamExcuses

#ShamExcuses
The cat tree that came in this box is my favorite hangout space.
🐾🐾🐾😹

Pic is of a sleepy orange cat cuddling a clue stuffed teddy bear and with a brown teddy bear snuggling from behind

can’t..I’m middle spoon today..
#ShamExcuses

🤎🧡💛Welcome Everyone💛🧡🤎

Let’s all CALM DOWN and play:

#ShamExcuses

..with me, Chloe @poshcloset1000.bsky.social
@teatime75.bsky.social
@sadlycatless.bsky.social
@decothecat.bsky.social
Karmin @beingkarmin.bsky.social &
Mary @marythenylondragon.bsky.social