youtu.be/kEe7_zgZbuI | #AnInternet #Shamwow

The #ShamWow guy campaigning hard in my neighborhood. At least I got a free ShamWow.

So #Shamwow dude is running for Texas Congress as a hard right bootlicker, cleaning out blue hair libs and removing porn from X, yadda yadda

Flashback to his career collapsing: He was convicted for assaulting a sex worker after they bit his tongue "during"

Stop falling for grifters!

I'm sure Canada will jump at this exclusive time-limited offer... #ActNow #Shamwow #ThanksButNoThanks #cdnpoli

I was hoping - surely - no - this is Wonkette joke - but it is still 2025 and everything is terrible

#shamwow #shameless

Why the ‘ShamWow Guy’ Is Running for Congress Offer Vince Shlomi tells TIME why he's running for Congress.

"You know, I'm something of a woke buster myself."

So THAT'S what the Slap Chop is for.

#shamwow #slapchop #vinceoffer #republican #charliekirk

From what the world has seen out of #America over the last decade or so, smart money is ABSOLUTELY on the #ShamWow idiot

The #ShamWow guy running for Congress in TX? #Idiocracy is one step closer to reality. www.tmz.com/2025/11/24/s...

The #ShamWOW guy is running for office in TX, also a few years back he was arrested for beating the shit out of a #Sexworker

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#shamwow guy is a far right grifter these days.

ShamWow Guy Wants to ‘Destroy Wokeism’ in a GOP Congress
#ShamWow #Politics #Wokeism #Congress

Good grief! The roaches are crawling outta the woodwork to run for #Congress.
I wouldn't trust #ShamWow Guy with a houseplant much less legislation!

#vinceshlomi, commonly known as the #shamwow guy is running for a house seat in #texas with a pitch to "soak up the swamp"

'ShamWow' guy aims for Texas congressional seat years after alleged sex scandal In 2009, he was arrested after allegedly assaulting a sex worker he hired. Now, he's running for Congress in Texas as a Republican "woke buster."

The typical #Texas candidate. #ShamWow guy aims for Texas congressional seat years after alleged sex scandal. God help us!

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Felony assault charges against both parties were dismissed.
This gal looks like her actions, albeit disturbing to consider, may have saved her life.
#ShamWow! guy- Vince Shlomi

that time the #ShamWow! guy almost got his tongue bitten off by a hooker he beat the crap out of…

The Sham Wow guy, Vince Shlomi, is running for Congress in Texas.
No shit, he checks all the boxes to fit into tRump’s regime. He’s not very bright, battles ‘wokeness’, and was arrested for punching a hooker after she tried to bite his tongue off.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #VinceShlomi #ShamWow

The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas Offer Vince Shlomi, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman, filed paperwork with the Texas Republican Party to run for the seat held by Republican Rep. John Carter.

#ShamWow #Texas #GOP #Congress

NBC News: Former TV infomercial pitch manager known as the "Sham Wow Guy" is running for a Texas congressional seat. Offer Vince Shlomi was arrested in 2009 on suspicion of assaulting a woman, but prosecutors declined to press charges:

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‘ShamWow’ guy Vince Shlomi running for Congress in Texas The 'ShamWow guy' became a household name through his infomercials in the early 2000s for the ShamWow, an absorbent towel, and the Slap Chop, a manual chopping gadget.

'ShamWow guy' joins packed race to win House seat in Texas But will he use the Slap Chop during the campaign?

'ShamWow guy' running for Congress in Texas on 'anti-woke' agenda

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#news #politics #uspol #uspolitics #GOPCult #texas #shamwow

The #ShamWow guy is running for office in #Texas.

Some of us remember how in 2009 when he was arrested for battery when he got into a drunken fight with a sex worker. The charges were dropped for the Israeli national.

Maybe the #AmericaFirst party won’t vote him in since he wasn’t born in the US.

'Not ShamWoW!!' Shock as ex-infomercial actor files to run for office as a Republican A man best known as "the ShamWow guy" just filed to run for office as a Republican, according to filings. The candidate, who registered as Offer Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi in the filing, is seeking to replace Congressman John Carter (R-TX-31), who was born in 1941. The filing was received on Friday, and can be viewed on the Texas GOP site. Politics1.com wrote, "TX CD-31. Remember the 'ShamWow' guy from those infomercials a decade ago? Well, that guy - Offer 'Vince' Shlomi (R) - is one of 9 GOP challengers running against US Rep John Carter (R) in the primary." Politics & Poll Tracker said, "Vince Offer, the salesman behind ShamWow, has filed to run against congressman John Carter (R-TX) in #TX31." Election Wizard chimed in, "ELECTION 2026: Vince Offer, the ShamWow salesman, has filed as a Republican to challenge 81-year-old Congressman John Carter (R-TX) in the primary. One user, BigVFrmHarlemWorld used an expletive and added, "Not ShamWoW !!!!"

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Why did John have to mock my #Shamwow purchase? Bruh, I spill shit.

If this happens, it will undoubtedly change the team's pool of prospects #shamwow

Much prefer when I'm so AVOIDANT about one thing I should be doing that I CAN do the other things. Like it sopped up all my anti-dopamine so my (unrelated) task initiation gets nice and clean. The #ShamWow of executive dysfunction, if you will

youtu.be/1Q39yGLPkMY | #television #commercial #ShamWoW

Best game as a Knicks. #ShamWow