Meta Shareholders Sue Mark Zuckerberg Over $8 Billion “Oops” Incident #Satire #MetaLawsuit #Zuckerbucks #ShareholderShowdown #MetaverseMess By: TheJestPress.com Meta Shareholders Sue Mark Zuckerberg for Only $8 Billion, Citing Emotional Damage from Metaverse Avatars MENLO PARK, CA — It’s the lawsuit nobody saw coming… except, according to sources, literally everyone who owns a Meta stock certificate and has ever worn a VR headset shaped like a breadmaker. In a bold and not-at-all desperate move, Meta shareholders have slapped Mark Zuckerberg with an $8 billion lawsuit, alleging “emotional distress, involuntary eye-rolling, and irreparable fashion sense loss” directly caused by the company's recent digital blunders.

Meta Shareholders Sue Mark Zuckerberg Over $8 Billion “Oops” Incident

#Satire #MetaLawsuit #Zuckerbucks #ShareholderShowdown #MetaverseMess By: TheJestPress.com Meta Shareholders Sue Mark Zuckerberg for Only $8 Billion, Citing Emotional Damage from Metaverse Avatars MENLO PARK, CA — It’s the…

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Today's AGM results are a reminder that we need regulation of the financial industry.
Let @Citi CEO Jane Fraser know: Providing a loan IS financing fossil fuels!
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Call out the banks before their AGMs: No fossil fuel expansion!

Email @Citi, @WellsFargo, @Bankofamerica: end fossil fuel financing and respect Indigenous rights!
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They did it again. Canada's largest fossil bank @RBC shuts out hereditary chiefs, elders, climate advocates from being in the main meeting room of their shareholder meeting despite proxies and ample room. Executives scared to face criticism directly.

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HYPOCRISY: Despite the #IPCC report & its own climate pledges, @RBC poured $10.8 B into extreme energy & fossil fuel expansion *in 2022 alone*

Ahead of RBC’s April 5 AGM, vote your shares for Indigenous rights & climate action http://iconikapp.com/Stand

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