A mock up of the Love and Deepspace in universe social media posts, simply called "Moments". It shows a post made by my MC, Jingyi Lan. The status message beneath her name reads "Simpin' ain't easy." The post itself reads: Jingyi: Got 7 inches of snow last night! Greyson: No we didn't...? Jingyi Lan replied to Greyson: I said "I" Yvonne: Lol. Zayne: It's true.

#Shitpostin - #🍳❄️

I'm (not) sorry.

A screenshot of Zayne (created in FF14) sitting at a desk and reasing from a book. Text laid over the image is from Jingyi's POV, which reads: "He just nut in me and started reviewing a medical journal". It's a reference to this meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/he-literally-just-nutted-in-me

#Shitpostin

Not pictured: Jingyi's moments account getting a temporary suspension for this

An old screenshot from 22 of Punchy and urianger sitting on a couch together. Punchy is lounging in the background while Urianger reads in the foreground. Punchy very casually asks "Stuid question, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handjob?" Urianger looks up from his book, stunned.

#Shitpostin - #Punchianger - From 2022 oml

Kiwi once again remembering my own gposes better than me because I completely forgor I made this 💀

There's a second image where Urianger turns to look at her but that's lost to the aether now :(

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A tier list containing 3 tiers which show how I feel about the Love and Deepspace LIs. 1st tier: "no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride." for Zayne. 2nd Tier: "Protect" - Xavier, Ra…

#Shitpostin

I haven't unlocked Caleb yet so, but here are where the boys sit at for me for now.

#Shitpostin

Terms, Conditions, And the Courtly Lover's Sets.

A cropped sceenshot of Punchy staring threateningly down at someone who is off screen (it's Alphinaud)

#Shitpostin I suppose

Imagining Punchy shoving her way to the front of a meet and greet with Honey B and staring down at her like this 👇 and holding that look for a full 10 seconds before she's like "can I get uhhhhhh autograph"

#Shitpostin but Punchy spending months hanging around int he Atiascope trying to find her dad again and instead of asking questions such as "when did you die" and "how did you die", she slam dunks him onto the ground and asks why he didn't make her taller

A screenshot of of Urianger with the words "I'm perfect you adjust" embroidered onto the front of his dress.

#Shitpostin even though it's true 💅

Punchy stands talking with Thancred. Her dialogue reads: "Listen... Thancred, are you listening? Because hear me out okay. "My love" is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. There is literally nothing better than someone (Urianger) calling you (me) that." (This dialogue is based on an old tumblr(?? I think) text post)

It shows a close up of Thancred's face who seems more confused than anything. Punchy continues talking, either not noticing his confusion, or simply not caring. Her dialogue reads: "—especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper 'prithee, what's the matter, my love?' or 'I hope everything is okay with you, my love', like oh my god? I'm gonna get him pregnant and marry him.

#Shitpostin #Punchianger - from 2022

Kiwi reminded me of this set I made waaaaay way back. It's still true and relevant though.

#Shitpostin I'll have the energy to pull this off exactly the way I see it in my head one day.

One day.

An edited version of a text message conversation where the first person's texts read: "can you come collect your freak of a man (edited to say "son") please" "he's doing things" The second person's texts read: "no i set him loose on purpose" "he needs enrichment" Riol is the first person, and the one he's talking about is Brave New Urianger. Punchy is the second person.

#Shitpostin

I jumped on it too sorry.

#PunchPics #Shitpostin

Time is a flat circle.

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A 2 panel gpose comic of Punchy and Thancred. In the first panel, Punchy is wearing a set of ears (not cat ears), and, while completely deadpan, with no emotion, no fanfare, no effort, she says "You know, like, nya." In the second panel, Thancred is staring at her with nary a trace of amusement on his face. He is dead inside and much the worse for what he just had to witness.

A 2 panel gpose comic of Thancred and Punchy. In the first panel Thancred now deigns to open his mouth, telling Punchy "...those aren't even cat ears" (because they're technically not) In the second panel, Punchy is letting the moment hang. Letting it marinate. Her face is still deadpan.

A slightly zoom into Punchy's expression. She is now angery.

#PunchPics #Shitpostin

Why I'm reposting this shitpost I made in Feb 2023 will make sense before International Cat Day next week on August 8th.

A screenshot of Final Fantasy 14 showing Punchy, Urianger, Brave New Urianger, Thancred and Estinien about 5 minutes after they arrive in Thavnair at the beginning of EW. Urianger is curled up on the floor. Punchy clutches her side while lying on the bench. Thancred is reclined back, with his hands on his stomach. Estinien watches all this happen with his arms folded. Brave New Urianger is fine. :)

#Shitpostin

The REAL Scion B team.

AKA that time they went to Thavnair and immediately ate shit in EW

#PunchPics #Shitpostin

Some questions are best left unanswered.

#Shitpostin... Or am I

Punchy is tallying the day's haul because Brave New Urianger swipes things that are not being attended (and Punchy just let's it happen).

The items are vetted and if the owner is deemed to be an asshole, they keep it. Otherwise objects are returned.

A screenshot of Punchy sitting on a bench with headphones on. In the foreground an Elezen woman with light blue hair watches her. She thinks to herself "She's so cool. I wonder what she's listening to..."

#Shitpostin

So cool wow, what's she listening to

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Just #Shitpostin but jesus christ I was suddenly assailed by the thought of Punchy's mother being in the room when Drusilla contacts the Scions for w/e reason and mama finding out about their uhhh. History.

I mean it's one thing for the besties to know, but her mother? I think Punchy would die.

A modified version of the "hey guys" "[insert word]" "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" meme, made for Punchy. The joke is that when creating her, I came up with her name last, so as a placeholder, I referred to her as "Punchy OC" which I shortened to just "Punchy" over time, and I have not stopped calling her that ever since. I think it's been like 6 years. Her actual name is Myra Stathis, which feels very foreign to me at this point tbh.

#Shitpostin

I feel like I have to explain this joke

#UnlearningShaym #Shitpostin

What if she approached him one day without her mask up and he's like "idk you" and she has to pull up her mask to cover her nose and mouth and then he's like "oh it's u"

#Shitpostin about the #HyurBrigade based on LRT

But like. Punchy telling Thancred to "cover that up, slut" when he does it

#Shitpostin aside, It's not very groundbreaking lore, but Riol losing his eye and taking a step back to do more recon than combat feeds into why he's so sincere about staying with the Scions even after the Crystal Brave stuff; he *wants* to stay useful. He's not ready to "retire".

A 2 panel gpose. The first panel shows Punchy walking next to Hythlodaeus. They're looking at each other as they go, and Hyth reassures her: "I promise to you that he's harmless. Really. One need only break the ice." The second panel shows the subject of the conversation, Hades, who is walking some distance ahead of them. Hyth continues: "A fun joke is sure to lighten his mood. Would you know of any?"

A 2 panel gpose. The first panel is looking over Hyth's shoulder. There is an apprehensive look on Punchy's face as she sullenly agrees with a quiet "...I guess" The second panel cuts to Punchy now in line with Hades as she yank on his shoulder to stop him and attempt to break the ice. "Hey. You." is her curt greeting, "Your boyfriend said I should tell you a joke."

A 2 panel gpose. The first panel is a close up of Hades who is flustered and also mildly annoyed for the moment. He replies to her quip with one of his own: "My wh— He is *nothing* of the sort, and I would thank you to not presume—" The second panel is a close up shot of Punchy as she retorts: "I don't care." before she immediately starts her joke before he can respond. "What's a skeleton's favourite snack?"

A 2 panel gpose. The first panel returns to Hades who is scowling: "Well for once we can agree. I don't care." The second panel shows Punchy with a narrowed eye and an equally annoyed look on her face. She only says one word: "Try."

#Shitpostin - Remade a 2023 shitpost.

When the dry ass joke delivery meets the non-receptive object.

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#Shitpostin

Terms And Conditions.

Punchy lying on the bed with... awkwardly (on purpose) enlarged breasts, with Urianger standing by wiping tears from his eyes.

#Shitpostin

I fucken found this in my old gpose folder and I think the context was Urianger coming out of top surgery and look at who valiantly took his breasts. I.. idek man...

#Shitpostin but like

Punchy's mother asking her when she'll have a baby, and Punchy's like "tf do you mean, I have one"

And she reaches down to the ground, scoops Him up, and puts Brave New Urianger onto the table and just willsmithgesture.png's at him with her hands.

A mock up twitter thread between Punchy and Urianger in the ARR days. The first tweet from Urianger reads "I doth drink lots of tea. I doth also eat my tea which doth be my final meal of the day. The reply from Punchy reads "how can you eat something that's wet" The last reply from Urianger reads "Prithee, open thy legs and I shalt demonstrate." It ratio'd everything else prior.

#Shitpostin #Punchianger

This is just called "urizzanger" in my files.

A screenshot of Punchy in her Hrothgal era. She stands upon a ledge with Brave New Urianger, looking out over the valley beyond. The text overlaid reads "So when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to let it go'"

#Shitpostin

There may be people new to this acct that don't know Punchy accidentally downed a fantasia and became a Hrothgal for all of 7.0. So yeah there u go. This is still my WoL. Just a shitpost I got off my twt

A photoshopped version of that "why do you let him eat sand" meme, but the text has been revised to "Why do you let him have a private army when Riol literally just told you they’re probably corrupt and something bad is going to happen soon" A hastily cut picture of Alphinaud's head has been placed over the baby's. The bottom text reads "I don't like him" and was unchanged from the original.

#Shitpostin but... like. There's some truth in this.

Punchy in ARR: