An old screenshot from 22 of Punchy and urianger sitting on a couch together. Punchy is lounging in the background while Urianger reads in the foreground. Punchy very casually asks "Stuid question, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handjob?" Urianger looks up from his book, stunned.

#Shitpostin - #Punchianger - From 2022 oml

Kiwi once again remembering my own gposes better than me because I completely forgor I made this 💀

There's a second image where Urianger turns to look at her but that's lost to the aether now :(

A screencap of Punchy and Urianger lounging together in lingerie. Punchy is seated on a leather seat, with Urianger on the ground below, resting against her legs.

#PunchPics - #Punchianger - mild nsfw; lingerie

Where do I exist if not within your touch

A screenshot of Punchy and Urianger. Urianger sits upon the ledge of an "arched window" (it's just a png overlay but shh) where Punchy stands to their side. Urianger is tilting in Punchy's direction, leaning into a featherlight kiss being placed on their cheek

#Punchianger

"The feeling of knowing I was beyond what could be recovered from—"

A screenshot of a new AU I have for Punchy and Urianger that takes place in the Dragon's Dogma universe. It shows Punchy and Urianger embracing up the chest of a dragon. The dragon's heart is exposed.

#PunchAUs - #Punchianger | nsfw ; light gore, anatomically correct heart & innards

The Arisen & her Will

#Punchianger #PunchPics

Part 2 of 2.

At Urianger's direction, hands and voice gentle in their guidance, she shifts, twists, repositions, until her weight settles comfortably in his lap.

"Prithee, sit." were the only words said. A simple command, yet she is as a coiled spring; tense.

Punchy stands talking with Thancred. Her dialogue reads: "Listen... Thancred, are you listening? Because hear me out okay. "My love" is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. There is literally nothing better than someone (Urianger) calling you (me) that." (This dialogue is based on an old tumblr(?? I think) text post)

It shows a close up of Thancred's face who seems more confused than anything. Punchy continues talking, either not noticing his confusion, or simply not caring. Her dialogue reads: "—especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper 'prithee, what's the matter, my love?' or 'I hope everything is okay with you, my love', like oh my god? I'm gonna get him pregnant and marry him.

#Shitpostin #Punchianger - from 2022

Kiwi reminded me of this set I made waaaaay way back. It's still true and relevant though.

A screenshot of Punchy with her ass up, and face half buried in a pillow as Urianger rails her from behind. Her eyes are rolled nearly all the way back. I had fun posing that.

#PunchPics #Punchianger | nsfw

Some days you just want to empty your head of all thoughts.

So I spent 50 minutes posing the couple as #Punchianger, thought I was done, came out of gpose and came here to post the cap and then realised.... I didn't pose the vibing guy.... I completely forgot about the vibing guy.

So please accept my quick post edit. I'm sure it still gets the point across

#Punchianger

Ough

Ough #Punchianger

A screenshot of Punchy and Urianger reclining on a set of carpeted stairs in the double slit dress by tsar, Punchy gently caresses one of Urianger's bare legs, pressing a lil kiss to his thigh.

#PunchPics #Punchianger

You can think of this as a "I'll wear it if you wear it" kinda deal. I just had the idea and wanted to do it. You know, to celebrate giving Urianger the SBTL legs (and then making them meatier anyway I love scaling)

A screenshot of Punchy and Urianger sharing an intimate moment. Gently holding his face in place with one hand, Punchy licks at his archon tattoo.

#Punchianger #PunchPics #ObjectifyingUrianger

Mild nsfw; no nudity

I think licking his archon tattoo in the middle of sex would drive him insane (positive)

A mock up twitter thread between Punchy and Urianger in the ARR days. The first tweet from Urianger reads "I doth drink lots of tea. I doth also eat my tea which doth be my final meal of the day. The reply from Punchy reads "how can you eat something that's wet" The last reply from Urianger reads "Prithee, open thy legs and I shalt demonstrate." It ratio'd everything else prior.

#Shitpostin #Punchianger

This is just called "urizzanger" in my files.

A meme of Urianger seemingly well um... satisfied, with a healthy glow in his cheeks, making the "ok" signal with his hand. The text at the top reads "when your legs can't stop shaking, you're covered in godless bodily fluids, and you're trying to catch your breath and babe asks "are you alright?" The "DUTY COMPLETE" text from FFXIV is overlayed over Urianger as well.

#Shitpostin #Punchianger

Added an extra touch to this old shitpost I made with the stickers that Vel ripped from gpose.

A screenshot of Punchy and Urianger on a bed together, shot from above. Punchy sits atop him, straddling his hips. Her fingers are very lightly caressing his dick.

An alternate angle of the same pose. This one is taken in portrait and at a lower angle.

#Punchianger

I just felt like posing something mildly spicy. It's like a 4/10 on a spice level maybe.

A screenshot of Punchy and Urianger lying together on the bed having a lil chat.

An alternate angle of the previous screenshot. This one is more focused on Punchy's expression, which is very relaxed and soft.

#Punchianger

Pillow talk.

A 2 panel image of Final Fantasy 14. The first panel shows Punchy sitting down while Urianger stands over her, her chin grasped gently in his hand. In his other is a tube of lipstick - he has just finished applying it for her. Punchy's dialogue reads "Urianger, don't you think this colour too bold? The second panel shows a different angle from the first; this is shot from a low angle, which reveals Urianger's thoughtful expression as he muses: "Aye, it's perhaps a trite vivid for thee. Mayhaps a lighter application will suffice. Prithee, keep still, my love—

A 2 panel image of Final Fantasy 14. The first panel shows Urianger leaning down, angling his head just so to steal a kiss from Punchy, who seems surprised. The second panel shows Urianger having pulled back. Punchy has a wry smile on her faces. Her dialogue reads "And since when were you this suave...?"

A screenshot of Final Fantasy 14. Returning to the lower angle, Urianger wears a cheeky smile as he winks. His lips bear some of the colouring that was previously on Punchy's lips. His dialogue reads "A mystery, indeed."

#Punchianger #Shitpostin .... sort of a shitpost anyway idk I was just having fun with this one lol

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A screenshot of Punchy and Urianger in bed together. Whatever they may or may not have been doing prior is irrelevant; they're not both sharing a soft moment in between, having a little laugh about something or other.

Semi related; a pre-DT cap which I'll tag for posterity.

#Punchianger

#Punchianger

Hold up why did I not post this one as well?

Anyway, I have this cap (among others) printed out as a polaroid and stuck around my desk

Punchy, irritated, snaps at someone on the other end of a linkpearl call. Urianger watches this from the background. Punchy's dialogue reads "By the fucking twelve, I told you I'm on my way—"

Punchy bids Urianger a farewell, too annoyed to notice that he's expecting a goodbye kiss. Her dialogue reads "I'll be back later. Estinien needs me to bail him out from another function he doesn't want to go to. Why can he just not say "no"? Fuck's sake..."

Punchy continues to walk by, not noticing a very dejected Urianger in the background. A white box with an arrow points at him. Text inside the box reads "Did not get his goodbye kissy."

To solve this problem, Urianger casts Rescue on her and yanks her back toward him.

#Punchianger - #Shitpostin - 2023

Rescue.

#Punchianger

They made eye contact when the WoL finally makes it to the Waking Sands like 👇 and then had to pretend they've never seen each other before while lowkey trying to keep an eye on the other.

A set of screenshots of Final Fantasy XIV. Riol and Punchy are sitting at a table at Xbalyav Ty'e . Riol reclines back against the table with a hand in his hair, lamenting rather wistfully: "I can hardly do a damned thing with me hair in this humidity." Punchy, leaning against the edge of the table, regards him with a thoughtful silence.

Punchy lifts a hand to her own hair, unstyled and commiserates: "I'm the same. I can't be arsed trying anymore."

#Punchianger #SaiRiol

Hairstyles & Humidity

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Happy Valentine's or whatever.

A full body portrait of both Urianger and Punchy in a battle pose that's honestly more aesthetic than practical. Punchy is knelt on the ground in a pseudo monk pose, while Urianger stands behind her flourishing his AST globe.

#Punchianger

Synergy.

Punchy and Urianger are lying on the bed facing each other

Punchy lying on her side, first thing in the morning when she looks at Urianger. Her hair is unstyled, since, you know, she just woke up.

It's Urianger's turn

#Punchianger

Absolutely nasty and ridiculous and inconceivably cruel that they get to wake up and see each other like this when it should be me I tell you. ME.

#Punchianger

Urianger stands behind Punchy. One arm is around her, sneaking into her open pants, where the other guides her face towards his, keeping their eyes locked. Punchy bites at her lower lip in vague mischief, her hand down at her side and stroking at his dick.

A close up of their expressions because I didn't figure out the lip bite for nothing ok.

nsfw; #Punchianger

Mutual.

A portrait shot of an almost kiss.

#Punchianger

Sometimes you just want to mash the blorbos together in a weird vague way you can't explain

First panel: Punchy and Urianger stand in the background in front of some bookshelves. Urianger is reading. Second panel: A closeup of Urianger's back, where Punchy's hand rests casually. Third panel: A closer look at their expressions. Urianger is focused on his reading, while Punchy seems a little bored.

First panel: Punchy's hand on Urianger's back slides a little lower, her fingers teasing just beneath the cloth of Urianger's chiton Second panel: Punchy and Urianger share a mischievous glance.

#Punchianger

Minor distractions.

Made some minor changes to the set I posted last night.

Punchy stands by herself, taking a bite out of an ice cream shaped like the fat cat.

Urianger suddenly appears, holding her from behind.

With a soft smile, she offers him a bite of her ice cream.

#Punchianger

Summertime treats 🍦