Satirical Planet News: Weather Report, Sunday 01 February 2026 Updated 07:13 after HR discovered the concept of a spine. Live from the Workplace Climate Centre, where a mop is called Marxism and a rota is treated like the Ten Commandments, but written in Tippex.

Updated 07:13 after HR discovered the concept of a spine.
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#SickPayNow #PredictableHours #RotaRoulette #WorkplaceWeather #AccountabilityFront #DecencyDrizzle #UnionStrong #BossTantrum #FlexibilityFog #RegulateCruelty #UKWork #SpineFound #EmailsAndVibes

If you work on the DLR, you need Rocky-level toughness
because the company gives you ZERO sick pay.
Share if you agree: No worker should have to fight for sick pay.
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