Hegseth’s a massive danger we can’t ignore,
He has bountiful Bacchanalian crimes to abhor,
And he’s be~sploodged with gang tattoos galore—
Where’s *his* phukkeen ticket to El Salvador?

#Hegseth #SignalingStupidity #Whiskileaks
#IdiocracyIsADocumentary

art by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

Hegseth’s a massive danger we can’t ignore,
He has bountiful Bacchanalian crimes to abhor,
And he’s be~sploodged with gang tattoos galore—
Where’s *his* phukkeen ticket to El Salvador?

#Hegseth #SignalingStupidity #Whiskileaks
#IdiocracyIsADocumentary

art by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

Hegseth’s a massive danger we can’t ignore,
He has bountiful Bacchanalian crimes to abhor,
And he’s be~sploodged with gang tattoos galore—
Where’s *his* phukkeen ticket to El Salvador?

#Hegseth #SignalingStupidity
#IdiocracyIsADocumentary

art by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social