If you are living life on the edge, expect to fall off.
The naughty fairy has kidnapped me and taking me to the dark side... not complaining, THEY HAVE COOKIES😉
Just a #SingleGal #MomsterRaisedAProblemNotAFool #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
I love a dark heart attack!
What a great thing to come into this morning! Thank you Dude! You freaking made my day, no - my week, no - my whole month!
Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
When you are at immediate care and a friend ducks you🤯😍
Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessSingleLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️ #ItsAJeepThing #Duckie #GlitterDuckie
#IAmChoosingMe
#AnotherDayInSarasHotMessSingleLife #MyHotMessSingleLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Finally named my baby!
Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessSingleLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️ #CelebrateSingleLifeTheWayIWant #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔 #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #FoulMouthedAndFeral💣🤬 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
put to look like it would just peel off. Instead, I grabbed my scraper and an alcohol wipe to remove it without touching it.
Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessSingleLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️
#ItsAJeepThing #JeepLife #AnotherDayInSarasHotMessSingleLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Celebrating #Fridaythe13th 📆 and tomorrow #ValenweensDay 🧡 Just enjoying my life as a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯 & #MySingleLife #CelebrateMyLifeTheWayIWant #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Taking myself on a date to celebrate🥳Tomorrow being #Fridaythe13th 📆 and #ValenweensDay 🧡 Just enjoying my life as a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯 & #MySingleLife #ADayInMySingleLife #LovingMyLife #FeralWoman #CelebrateMyLifeTheWayIWant #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Another fun night with friends 🧡 enjoying my life as a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime #DragShow #MySingleLife #ADayInMySingleLife #LovingMyLife #CelebrateMyLifeTheWayIWant #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird #IDoNotToneDown #sorryNOTsorry #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
When your outfit is a whole vibe!
Just enjoying my day as a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯 #LovingMyLife #CelebrateMyLifeTheWayIWant #AnotherDayInSarasLife #ItsASaraThing #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Feeling the #galentine love today😍
Just a #SingleGal taking it #OneDayAtATime & her #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯‼️🙋🏻♀️🤷♀️
When it's 1️⃣1️⃣days to #Valenween
But its only 2️⃣6️⃣🎱 days to #Halloween 🎃👻
#CelebrateMyLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️ #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️
Just a #SingleGal taking it #OneDayAtATime & her #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯‼️🙋🏻♀️🤷♀️
When it's 1️⃣3️⃣days to #Valenween But only 2️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ days to #Halloween 🎃👻 #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
#ADayInMySingleLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #HalloweenIsALifeStyleNotAHoliday #ItsAlwaysHalloweenAtMyHouse #SingleLife
The birthday month continues🥳
Even more birthday fun prezzie surprises!
When I'm 5️⃣🎱 But it's only 2️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ days to #Halloween 🎃👻
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️my #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯 &
#CelebratingMyLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️ #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird #ADayInMySingleLife
Today was Physical Therapy day, the last one before returning to work on Monday!
I'm still working on getting everything stretched and adjusted so that the pain, numbness, tingling, etc., go away.
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & #ADayInMyNewHipLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
When it's only 9️⃣ days until #Christmas , 🥳🎁🎉☃️🎄 but #Halloween 🎃👻 🥰 is your favorite holiday!
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & my #LifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️
Next up! Only 3️⃣1️⃣9️⃣ days to #Halloween 🎃👻 🥰 #Wheeeeeeeee
#ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Uhm... #ThePerfectMan for the #Holidays 🤭
I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically 😂😭
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
It's been a #DuckingGreatDay I got #DiscoDucked by @fkndisco [loving this super special duckie - HUGE ThankYOUUUUUUU] & I also got #Slimed !
Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️ #ItsAJeepThing #JeepLife #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
When it's almost #Christmas but only ️3️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ Days Until #Halloween 🎃👻 drinking a peppermint hot cocoa in front of the fire #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️ #SingleGalLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
I was sssssoooooooo bored, I was about to shuffle around the house naked... then I drank a bottle of Windex and it stopped me from streaking!
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷♀️ #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #CelebrateTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
It's #HalloweenEve! Don't forget to leave Michael Myers cookies & milk tonight 🍪 🥛
Only 1️⃣ sleep 😴💤🛏 to #Halloween ⏰️🎃
Just a #HalloweenGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #SpookyLifeChoices 💯 🎯
#IYKYK #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #SingleGal #ADayInMyLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
1, 2, 3, 4... how many more... days till #Halloween? #WTF isn't it my #birthday too? #WTH #Momster Just a #SingleGal my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #Mantra #Yoga #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #CursesLikeASailor #F💣🤬 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyWorld 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
My baby is getting some love from J's Liners & Accessories 😍 Thank you Jay!
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingAJeepLife 🚙💚 #SingleLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #TellFriendsYouLoveThem ##MakeItWeird #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Happy #NationalMacAndCheeseDay
I love my #MacAndCheese which is why I don't celebrate #NationalNudeDay 🤣
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingAJeepLife 🚙💚
#SingleLife #ADayInMyLife #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
How did I miss #NationalMojitoDay on Friday? Loving my #MojitoGreenJeep
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingAJeepLife 🚙💚
#SingleLife #ADayInMyLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #INeedAWarningTag #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
I don’t decorate for Halloween. I simply bring out the rest of my personality. 🕯️🦇
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅
#SingleLife #ADayInMyLife #LovingMyLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
OMG! I love❣️love❣️love❣️this little duckie❣️
Now the question of the day, who ducked me?
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices #LivingAJeepLife 💚
#SingleLife #ADayInMyLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤 #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
I guess I'm 'relative' 🤷♀️🤣 simply bringing out the rest of my personality🤷♀️
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅
#GodLoveAndLaughter #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #ImCapableOfWildlyMagnificentThings #INeedAWarningTag #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
I don’t decorate for Halloween. I simply bring out the rest of my personality. 🕯️🦇
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅
#SingleLife #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
So I did a thing! 🥳 Thank you Jimmy Evans @JoshuaTreeChryslerDodgeJeepRam for such a great truck buying experience! Everyone was so nice, helpful, and accommodating!
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #ADayInMyLife & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅
#JeepLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅 only 2️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days to #Halloween 🎃👻 #ValenweensDay #Valenween #SingleLife #ADayInMyLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅 #ValenweensDay #Valenween #SingleLife #ADayInMyLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird #BodyArt #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
