Green, it's not just for St. Patrick's Day 😜

Just enjoying my #SingleGalLife ! 🤔😁🤣 taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & #IAmChoosingMe

#CelebrateSingleLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #MomsterRaisedAProblemNotAFool #Wheee 🌀 #INeedAWarningTag #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

If you are living life on the edge, expect to fall off.
The naughty fairy has kidnapped me and taking me to the dark side... not complaining, THEY HAVE COOKIES😉
Just a #SingleGal #MomsterRaisedAProblemNotAFool #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

Finally named my baby!

Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessSingleLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #CelebrateSingleLifeTheWayIWant #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔 #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #FoulMouthedAndFeral💣🤬 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛

Another #DayOff spent in #DoctorAppointments

#MedicalAppointments #AnotherDayInSarasHotMessSingleLife #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #INeedAWarningTag #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #FoulMouthedAndFeral💣🤬 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

Celebrating #Fridaythe13th 📆 and tomorrow #ValenweensDay 🧡 Just enjoying my life as a #SingleGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #SingleLifeChoices 💯🎯 & #MySingleLife #CelebrateMyLifeTheWayIWant #FeralWoman #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

Due to personal reasons…

I will be shining brightly and unapologetically for the foreseeable future.

#IDoNotToneDown #sorryNOTsorry #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #INeedAWarningTag #FerrelGirl #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster
#NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️

Love this #Ducky in is own #Jeep
Thank YOUUUUUUU to whomever #DuckedMy GG!

#ItsAJeepThing #DuckingGreat #DuckingCute #IYKYK
#ADayInMyJeepLife #LovingMyJeepLife #INeedAWarningTag #FerrelGirl #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #IDoNotToneDown #sorryNOTsorry #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

#AnotherDayInSarasHotMessLife #MyHotMessLife #Wheee 🌀 #ItsASaraThing #GodLoveAndLaughter #AdultingLikeAPro ✅️ #MakeItWeird #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #ImCapableOfWildlyMagnificentThings #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #SkillsNotScores #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

Today in #SarasHotMessLife 🤪 I'm just glad to be home! Today reminded me that I'm truly blessed by the people God puts in my path... If for no other reason than as a reminder that he has a twisted sense of humor... #Wheee 🌀 #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

TODAY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY!

Still feeling a little feisty today! Bring it on! #SingleLife #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #MyHeartIsBlackLikeMySoul 🖤 #CursesLikeASailor #F💣🤬 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛

It’s up to you to decide their fate... Help decide who will haunt the pages of Rue Morgue Magazine, claim $13,000, and meet horror legends Jamie Lee Curtis, Matthew Lillard, and Kane Hodder! I Am The HALLOWEEN Queen! It's Not Just A Holiday But A Lifestyle! Some Of Us Don’t “celebrate” Spooky Season. We ARE The Spooky Season🖤👻

till the end🦇 I would love to be the #FaceOfHalloween and meet three #Legends!

#VoteForMe #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛ #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #CelebrateTheWayIWant #HalloweenIsALifeStyleNotAHoliday #ItsAlwaysHalloweenAtMyHouse #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️

You go grocery shopping after school, you forget you now drive a truck AND don't wanna crawl into the bed to retrieve items because you're old and may never get back out🤷‍♀️
#ADayInMyHotMessLife #AdultingLikeAPro ✅️ #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

My surgeon saw his shadow, so it's 6 more weeks of recuperation😝😭

Just a Gal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & ##TakingIt1DayAtATime

#CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #AdultingLikeAPro ✅️ #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

#ImaBeeTheEntireProblem Just a #SpookyGal🙋🏻‍♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #MyLife

#BeeVibes #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #ImCapableOfWildlyMagnificentThings #INeedAWarningTag #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #sorryNOTsorry #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

Thank goodness I did. I had a bubble in my side wall, I need a new tire. Sandy was right on it & gave me options. They always take good care of my car & me! #MyHotMessLife #AdultingLikeAPro #SingleLife #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #CursesLikeASailor #F💣🤬 #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛

#ItsColdOutside #Snow #AnotherDayInSarasHotMessLife #MyHotMessLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #Wheee 🌀 #ItsASaraThing #GodLoveAndLaughter #TellFriendsYouLoveThem 🥰 #MakeItWeird #SingleLife #BodyArt #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Just #ADayInMyLife #MyHotMessLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #Wheee 🌀 #ItsASaraThing #GodLoveAndLaughter #AdultingLikeAPro #SingleLife #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #ImCapableOfWildlyMagnificentThings #BodyArt #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

#IAmAlreadyTiredTomorrow #NotAMorningPerson
Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅
#ADayInMyLife #SarasHotMessLife #caffeinated #SingleLife #BodyArt #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #F💣🤬 #ItsASaraThing #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛