Accidentally registered for a triathlon in quicksand and didn't read the fine print

Accidentally signed a waiver for a Quicksand Triathlon. 📝 Most would be scared, but I’m totally *plussed*. I plan to be extremely *gainly* while I sink. 🏃‍♂️ It’s not rocket surgery—just vibe harder than the mud. #SinkingToTheTop #QuicksandGrind #WorkoutWoes