A silly graph of "Learning Curves of Popular MMORPGs". The y-axis is labelled "time spent playing", the x-axis is "gaming skill", and most lines drawn on the graph gently slope and plateau, like LOTR Online. World of Warcraft is a straight line, signifying a steeper entry for learning, but steadily and reliably rising to the right. EVE Online, however, starts out far above the other three in a seemingly exponential curve, which is really a drawing of a cliff's overhang with crucified stick figures littering the plateau, stick figures hanged and dangling from the overhang, some even falling to their deaths on the start of the curve below, and further along the plateau, a bulldozer pushing piles of stick figure corpses off the line.

EVE Online rolling in a chatbot feels wrong in a fundamental way that looks superficially like gatekeeping, but really cuts into why Silicon Valley tech in education has been a complete disaster.

Sparing my followers postspam by linking to the full rant:

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This might be of interest to @eveonline.com #eveonline #skeetfleet and #tweetfleet given that the Tranquility server cluster is in London.

I really love what they did with Wolves #EVEOnline #tweetfleet #skeetfleet #gaming

EVE is Beautiful
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An EVE Online ship and pilot card for a long, cylindrical Gallente hauler named the "3/4 Turd-Express", piloted by a bald, vaguely evil-Riker mustachioed bald man named SoylentTurd.

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… finally we have a PowerPoint game to play alongside the Excel game of EVE Online. 🌽😸🌽
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A sergal with bags of space money sneaks behind a drooling bee guy looking at a bee porno mag

We do a little wh-diving into goonspace and liberate some ISK~

Yet another successful op by @sergaljerk.wingeraero.space once upon a time. FUCK GOONS.

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Let’s see how many EVE players are paying attention to a CTA…
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EVE Online - Exploration & Industry Balance Rework - Steam News Updates to Ghost Sites, Research tax, and capital loot drops

Oh thank heavens, exploration in EVE was such an appealing concept, but the drops were just too low to make it worth the risk, maybe this would actually get me playing again

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The Global PLEX Market deployment is going to deprive us of one of the most entertaining things in EVE Online: killmails of dumbasses who undocked from Jita in a shuttle full of PLEX.

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Watch the @eveonline.com developers show using @honeycomb.io for quality assurance and production debugging: youtu.be/8JiG86nq2t8?... #tweetfleet #skeetfleet #eveonline

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I really need to work on my killboard. I am 27% Dangerous. I need to get this number DOWN. Logi life.

Limmy meme, with a high contrast flash photo shot of a skrunkly guy waking up and lifting his head off a pillow, eyes squinting from the brightness of the flash.

...What? "Capsuleer Day?"

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But it was Capsuleer Day last year :(

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as people who are coping in EVE might say: "oh welp, didn't want that economy anyway" ;)

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The image depicts the aftermath of a catastrophic event in Eve Online. A large, derelict spacecraft lies in a state of disarray, its hull breached and its internal structure exposed. The ship is surrounded by a cloud of debris, consisting of broken pieces of the spacecraft, as well as smaller fragments and glowing embers. In the distance, a bright star shines through the debris, illuminating the scene in stark contrast to the darkness of space.

Think I've taken my favourite screenshot yet, we discovered an orca, in a POS, waiting on an astra to online, and the trap was set. #EveOnline #TweetFleet #SkeetFleet

EVE Evolved: The Future of EVE’s API | EVE Online Enhancing ESI for a better third-party ecosystem.

Read more about how @eveonline.com integrated @honeycomb.io to improve API performance: www.eveonline.com/news/view/ev... #tweetfleet #skeetfleet #eveonline

CCP, give us captain's quarters back, you nerds. And finish off walkable stations. I don't care how bad the air is! >:C

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It’s All About Spaceships | EVE Online Deeper ship immersion and a foundation for the future.

Jesus wept this blog post is so tone deaf to the community, and on the heels of a recent dev video where they back slapped on how healthy the game is. Nah, CCP be better than this.

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The Empress Catiz Tash-Murkon continued, “They dared to try usurp our Lord’s will and challenge our faith. Well, the faithful have risen to that challenge like a righteous flame! In these skies, as in Kobam and in Anath, we have proved that none can stand against us!”'

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did my first level 4 mission without warpouts and it was Angel Extravaganza, please clap #eveonline #tweetfleet #skeetfleet

Raven fit, 6x cruise, 2 target painters, 4 BCS, faction shield booster and 1 amp

Skill queue for the fit, working on Battleship, Missile, and Target Painting skills

guys here's an L4 Raven fit I was working on. am I cooked? #tweetfleet #skeetfleet #eveonline

so has anyone made a feed for eve online yet? #eveonline #tweetfleet #skeetfleet #skyfleet

"How do you make ISK flying logi?"
We get the best SRP.
I'd say something like "Buy one Scimitar (or Guardian, or whatever) and you are set for every fleet", but my alliance threw two of them at me on contract when I told them I could fly one and enjoyed the role.
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New corp guy: "Maybe I should get a specialty freighter so I can carry my x billion ISK faction advanced battleship..."

Me: "I just tweaked my standard pvp ship build to get it under 6 million. We are not the same and honestly you scare me a little bit."
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Had an Eve fleet fight involving over 600 people in local fighting today.
Some people hate big fleet fights, and okay, valid, but I had fun trying to keep people from getting blown up.
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Just gave away nearly 15billion on isk, Plex and assets as part of our corp giveaway and competitions for Xmas.

I won nothing. Lmfao. All good fun though!

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Right now I am doing a lot of Eve Online. The world is scary and triggery and I am on a break between classes. Writer's blocked. Low media drama diet.

It's not what my usual followers have ever talked about, so mild shame.

So yeah. Nullbear Logi pilot and space girl. Hi.

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Now, Mr Bond, it seems the last thing left before you die is to tell us: are you #CreamTeam or #SkeetFleet?

Currently working through my SOE Missions (For standings gains) on @eveonline.bsky.social and the ship I chose for this is the Jackdaw, absolutely, its overkill, makes these such a breeze... but its such a funny looking ship.. like a stick..

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A launcher showing the the game "Eve Vanguard", a new Science Fiction MMOFPS by CCP Games. The pictuers shows a character from the game in the centre of the screen, and a logo of the game in the top left. In the bottom left is an in indicator of the progress being made in installing and downloadnig the game that shows the download is not yet complete.

Well, here we go again. I haven't played #Vanguard since the initial public test for Omega players of #EveOnline a few months ago so excited to see how much has changed. Hoping to make some time this weekend to give it another go! :)

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