15 U.S. Code Chapter 9A - WEATHER MODIFICATION ACTIVITIES OR ATTEMPTS; REPORTING REQUIREMENT

you have joint pains and muscle aches… Great news for you.. rack up on pain killers, grab a drink (ALCOHOLIC) AND chill 😎 #chemtrail #contrail #skipwork

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Disclaimer: If you get fired, not my fault.

If you run out of personal days at your job, consider trying this.

#job #work #personaldays #vacation #callinginsick #skipwork

I think I will call in sick today....
#skipwork
#surf

Looks who’s here.
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