When the village is burning and they still say, ‘Not my problem.’ 🏚️🔥 #SkyrimProblems #gamergirl #twitchstreaming #gaminghumor #gaming #gamerlife #fypp
Finally earned a house… but THIS is what I get? 🏚️ #SkyrimProblems #gamergirl #twitchstreaming #gaminghumor #gaming #gamerlife #fypp
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Your pal caught you wailing on it to The Lusty Argonian Maid vol 3 the other dayyy...
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Skyrim is ferda Nords, boys! [Ferda!]
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You head over to Shor's Stone to mine for a quick Septim or two, but the foreman rejects you, saying "give yer balls a tug, milk-drinker!" and brags about fucking your mom.
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Kodlak Whitemane wants to go to Sovngarde to be with his dead wife Barb, who's dead. He can't go, though, because Farkas and Vilkas done SKIPPED! LEG! DAY! FUCKING EMBARRASSING!
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You wish the Night Mother would put on some fucking clothes on, but unfortunately that's not her forté.
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She may be the Foresworn that burnt down your produce stand, but she sure knows how to put those good grill marks on your mammoth steak.
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Barbas is SUCH A GOOD BOH, but he's getting on in years and leaving bits of iron ore around the house.
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Honningbrew Meadery is mixing skooma into their recipe and calling it Brotherly Men's Elixir of Stamina. Farkas and Vilkas were hired for some promotional work, but those two nutsacks couldn't tell a Werewolf from a Vampire.
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Skyrim? I'll rim your sky. I could rim sky all day, boys. I'd Skyrim a Falmer-Khajiit. I'd Skyrim an Argonian-Redguard. I'd take an arrow to the knee to rim your Sky. What are we even doing here?
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You're trying to have a threeway with Mjoll the Lioness and the other broad she invites is Grelod the Kind. You've never Summoned Durnehviir so fast.
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You're scrapping with the Ebony Warrior and he says "if you hit me and I find out about it...well, I'll just have to come talk to ya." And ya think maybe being the toughest guy in Skyrim ain't such a big deal after all.
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You ran into some cultists outside the Riverwood Trader the other day talking "aboat" how Miraak's the one true Dragonborn, but all he wants is to do is build shrines and ban premarital toe curling.
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There's always some skid in Whiterun asking if you get to the Cloud District often, but you can confirm it's the best place to have brefekst and you never see his ugly face there.
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I hate those Stormcloaks from Upcountry. I joined the Legion just to have a scrap with'em.
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You ever try catching up to a Drauger Death Lord when Dawnbreaker sets them on fire? Fuck can they run!
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Narfi got a job at the Winking Skeever and he's got the chore of cleaning up the shit on the outside of the urinus.
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Khajiit Strrt has skooma if you have coin.
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Ol' Gailer is set up at the Winking Skeever after Mod3ans burnt down after the dragon attack in Helgen, and her winking skeever is a Solstheim-sized Unrelenting Force.
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I heard, allegedlys, that The Ginger and Boots...fucked a frost troll.
Must have been a sick frost troll.
Trying to reach you about your horse's extended warranty... it includes dragon attacks AND cliff falls.
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