Middle aged bloke in a white t shirt standing in front of a balcony door, wearing glasses, with a freshly shaved head for the first time in his life

Well, here we are then! I was expecting to be devastated and hate it, but I kinda like it I think 🤔 #Slaphead

Not with MY hair ;)
#TheFilmCrowd
#Slaphead

A big empty sandy beach with blue sky

A shortened shadow in the sand with a hood.

Today was a beach day. Why am I wearing a jacket and hood on a warm day like this? Because I forgot my hat and the almost hairless top of my head burns with a few minutes sun! I had the jacket in the car so had to make do.

#beach #bald #slaphead #sun

Stephen Miller: Trump ‘saving the West from complete economic domination’ White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller said on Sunday that President Trump’s recent steps on tariffs are preventing China from achieving “complete economic domination” on the world stage.…

but Stephen - you little shaved, bleached testicle - your #Murrica is no longer a part of the West. #OrangeShitler will forever be paying protection dues to #ToplessVlad #Putin
#SlapHead #StephenMiller

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It was a long time ago, but the people of Glasgow were struggling to work out if I was a non-gender-conforming Kafflick or Protisant. My hair has now retired entirely. #Slaphead

Thankfully, helmet hair has been a mystery to me for the last 30 years. #motosky #slaphead

#ElmoHitler or #SlapHead.

December last year. I don’t think I ever posted this 👀
#SLAPHEAD