Went to the dump today.
Attendant knows I’m a Nurse.

💁‍♂️ “I got diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma”
Me: <oblivious> “Oh no! What’s that!”
💁‍♂️: “I can’t see my ass being here today” 😂
Me: <chefs kiss> <laughing> 🤣😂
#smalltownhumor
#wednesdayisdumpday

Cropped picture of a newspaper classifieds section the reads "WANTED - Modern prosthetic leg, need more than one. Call -" with the phone number covered. Has Snapchat style caption the reads "Only in smalltown PA."

📰🦿#SillySaturday find:

Need more than one? 🤔😲
Posted by a spider or ant? 🕷🐜🪳 #ProstheticLeg enthusiast? 🦿🦵🏃‍♀️🙄
New #FashionTrend? 👗👔💃 #UnconventionalArt project? 👩‍🎨🎨🖼

Who knows! 📰🗞😅

#SaturdaySurprise #NewspaperAds #SmallTownHumor #Strange

Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) Oh my, this is a sign in small town Ontario. 😆 I have to admit, it made me chuckle! Tick season IS upon us.....

Oh my, this is a sign in small town #Ontario. 😆 I have to admit, it made me chuckle! Tick season IS upon us.....

#SmallTownHumor #TickSeason
#FunnySigns #OhCanada

‪Rick‬ ‪@rickylongthread.bsky.social‬