Snarky Faith Logo Tee by Snarky Faith Clean. Bold. Unapologetically snarky. This is the flagship tee for the spiritually jaded, the theologically curious, and the prophetically pissed. Whether you're podcasting, protesting, or just sipping...

Bless your little heart while you serve looks and sarcasm. Because nothing says devotion like a touch of sass. 🙏 #SnarkyFaith #HolyShade

Trying this instead for 2026. #snarkyfaith

Evangelicals spent decades prepping kids for the rapture and zero minutes explaining phrasing and why things like “The Great Snatch” were more mulligan than merkin in branding.

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Modesty couldn’t stop it. The first trumpet has been sounded. #Tribulationsurvivalguide #snarkyfaith #endtimes #rapture

Marion Stokes And The Memory Wars | The Quollective Marion Stokes spent 35 years recording TV news nonstop. In today’s age of fake news and algorithmic amnesia, her archive shows why memory is the real battlefield—and why truth doesn’t preserve itself.

Marion Stokes fought fake news with VHS tapes. 📼 Truth isn’t self-preserving—memory is the battlefield. 📰 #snarkyfaith #thequollective

Still Just A Rat In A Cage: Why Rage Is Righteous Now | The Quollective Rage isn’t sin—it’s survival. Trumpism, Christian nationalism, and late-stage capitalism have caged us all. It’s time to rage with purpose, break the system, and reclaim justice.

We're all just rats in a cage—and it's time to rage like your freedom depends on it. 🐀🔥✊ #Fascism #snarkyfaith #ragewithpurpose

Froggie went to Portland… and he did ride, uh-huh 🐸✊

Satire rides faster than fascism — and looks better doing it.

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For when ‘thoughts and prayers’ just won’t cut it.🖕
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God’s Plan™ Was Just A Eugenics Manual With Bible Verses Focus on the Family’s roots trace back to eugenics, not scripture. James Dobson repackaged white supremacy as “biblical values”—and evangelicals bought it.

Friends, we gather to mark the passing of a greasy apostle of smiting, spanking, and sanctified control: Dr. James Dobson, age 89. Let us remember his legacy. #JamesDobson #FocusOnTheFamily #religiousright #snarkyfaith /

Christian nationalism is always trying to dress Jesus up to fit its brand. Spoiler: it’s all style, no substance. But hey—at least he’s got great jeans. #ChristianNationalism #FaithAndPolitics #snarkyfaith

The Ultimate Woke Monster (Now With 300% More Marxism!) | The Quollective Conservatives love calling people communists, socialists, fascists, and anarchists—as if those are the same thing. Spoiler: they’re not.

Ever met a communist-socialist-fascist-anarchist? Neither have we—but Fox News swears he's real. 🧠💥 #SnarkyFaith #wordsalad #ChristianNationalism #thequollective

The Myth of the Upright Egg 🥚
MIT tested how eggs break—turns out, sideways ones survive better. They bend, absorb impact, and don’t crack as easily.
Faith works the same way.
Rigidity breaks.
Flexibility holds.
Sideways just might be sacred.
#SnarkyFaith #FaithDeconstruction #SacredSideways

This Is Your Brain On MAGA When faith becomes a culture war performance, all that’s left is hardened certainty and lost compassion. MAGA Christianity has traded Jesus for outrage—and turned believers into glass.

MAGA didn’t just hijack politics—it vitrified faith. 💥 This is your brain on culture war Christianity. 🧠🔥 #SnarkyFaith #MAGAChristianity

Christian Severance What if church worked like Severance—with one identity for Sunday mornings and another for the rest of the week? Welcome to the corporate cult of American Christianity, where faith is performative, me...

Is your Sunday self a different person? Maybe you’ve been spiritually severed. 🧠✂️ #SnarkyFaith #Severance #ChurchCulture

Christianity Needs A Quiet Riot Now Christianity’s obsession with certainty is killing real faith. What if faith was more like Quiet Riot—wild, loud, and full of mystery? It’s time to stop pretending we have all the answers.

Christianity needs a Quiet Riot. Faith was never meant to be a theological spreadsheet—so why are we still pretending we have all the answers? 🎸🔥 #Faith #Deconstruction #SnarkyFaith

❤️ Valentine’s Day: From Sacred to Secular St. Valentine was a rebel who defied corrupt power for love. Meanwhile, Evangelicalism has traded faith for Christian Nationalism and MAGA politics. Maybe it’s time for a real rebellion.

St. Valentine stood for love and defied empire. Today’s Evangelicals sold out to power. Maybe it’s time for a real rebellion. 💔🔥 #SnarkyFaith

Three-Body Problem: Faith, Reality, and Modern Christianity The Three-Body Problem of modern Christianity: a chaotic dance between faith, reality, and ethics. Is faith really the answer or just another part of the mess? Let’s embrace the unpredictability.

🛰️ Space junk or theology? 🙃 American Christianity’s debris field is crowding out Jesus. ✝️💔 #Faith #Christianity #SnarkyFaith

When Love Gives Up the Ghost How did "love your neighbor" give up the ghost? This piece challenges Christians to resurrect real love—alive, dangerous, and unapologetically just.

When love turns ghost-like, it stops being love. Let’s talk about resurrecting something real. 👻💔 #SnarkyFaith www.patheos.com/blogs/snarky...

How to Survive Thanksgiving with Your Sanity and Soul Intact Survive Thanksgiving with these snarky, foolproof tips for dodging political rants, awkward conversations, and MAGA madness—with a touch of Jesus-inspired wit.

Survive Thanksgiving like a pro! 🍷✨ From dodging MAGA rants to channeling Jesus, here are 5 snarky tips for your sanity. #Thanksgiving #SnarkyFaith #FamilyDrama