Ugh. The boudoir at #SneezyTowers doesn't know what's hit it. I've dusted everything, taken it all apart, vacuumed, beeswaxed the wooden bits, demoulded the window frames, dusted the lightbulb and lampshade, wiped all the cables and the electricals and chucked out some junk.

#BadHousekeeping

General feeling of knackeredness hitting #SneezyTowers. Three days running I've been up and dressed by 8.00, yesterday I was out of the house for 14 hours too. I'm allowing myself to sleep in tomorrow.

When I was waiting for the purchase of #SneezyTowers to go through, I lived in an AirB&B for three months. One day I walked into the kitchen to find the owner of the house standing in the middle of the floor eating microwaved fish fingers from a plate, on their own, without anything.

An early night at #SneezyTowers. I’m not supposed to go to bed until 23.00 cos insomnia but I’m shattered.

Accidental ladydrunk here at #SneezyTowers. Yes, I know it's only 17.00 but still. I've just noticed that it's broad daylight and I feel the onset of SPRING, which calls for celebration. So here I am with the #catpest celebrating.

The term 'ladydrunk' was invented by Steinbeck so it's a Real Word.

Early night at #SneezyTowers. Clean sheets etc tho!

Sitting here waiting for my weekly Bra Wash to finish so that I can fish one out and hang it up to dry ready for tomorrow.

Usual SNAFU of #BadHousekeeping at #SneezyTowers

Weather Report from #SneezyTowers:

Wet, miserable and fucking freezing.

#SneezyTowers has been out at sea all night. Still extremely windy.

Good morning from #SneezyTowers where the #catpest and I are up and out of bed but not showered or dressed (me) or toileted (him).

Butternut squash and chestnut soup and beyond it figs with prosciutto

Prawn cocktail

Roast duck, roast potatoes , root veg, savoy

#ChristmasDinner at #SneezyTowers so far. #GoodLunch
Currently mustering my appetite for #Cheese

Pile of multi-coloured wrapped parcels on top of a bookcase.

The #Christmas present stack, #SneezyTowers. Show me yours!

The NHS has sent me a bowel testing kit. While I appreciate the thought, I don't feel it enhances the aura of ladylike elegance that I try to cultivate at #SneezyTowers.

I won't feel able to play Pooh Sticks for a while, either.

Have just had a fabulous shower and hairwash, lads. Also tidied up #SneezyTowers so tomorrow it's #BadHousekeeping but I will finish the ironing and do a spot of cleaning.

ANYWAY, the virtual bar at #SneezyTowers is open, one drink on me.

What'll you have? Mine's brandy and coke and yes the brandy is supposed to be going in the Christmas cake but I have liberated a bit.

#alcohol #FridayFeeling

Second coffee of the day, lads. It's a wild ride here at #SneezyTowers

You have my sympathy. I have had two new tax codes from HMRC this week. I phoned to ask why this is and the upshot is 'We're taking £90 off you between now and the end of April.'

Deep gloom over #SneezyTowers. Vegetable stir-fry with elderly vegetables for lunch because it's cheap.

I'm flummoxed. Every year I buy myself a new nightdress from M&S for Christmas.

This year, they haven't got anything that I would consider remotely worthy of #SneezyTowers.

In this week's 'Thinking outside the box' news from #SneezyTowers, I have brought the outdoor whirligig in and erected (ooer!) it in the conservatory where it will, I hope enable some of the backlog of washing to dry off.

There will shortly (about Tuesday) be an absolutely epic #IroningPileOfDoom.

Chicken schnitzel at #SneezyTowers.

I think we win.

Actually, I've got an Aperol spritz. The only orange thing I will countenance in #SneezyTowers.

#Scenes at #SneezyTowers, where the #catpest went out for a poo, got soaked and is now confined to the conservatory while he licks himself dry.

Much rattling at the cat flap, but I am as stone.

Table with red tablecloth. Yoghurt and apricot compôte in a bowl, plate holding two boiled eggs in cups and a slice of toast, more toast in a ceramic toast rack, coffee.

Sunday #breakfast at #SneezyTowers. Had to save one of the eggs for later.

Right. Over at #SneezyTowers, we are replete. We've also drunk slightly more than is wise and at our age we know when to stop. The #catpest has had his dinner + a bit of mine and is out for his evening perambulations.

#DesperateHousewives calls.

OH GAWD. #SneezyTowers is, once again, in a state of TOTAL pigstyness so that means a day of #BadHousekeeping. I am not feeling at my brightest today and I don't want to.

Woe. Even the #catpest has gone back to bed after his breakfast.

Ok, croissants and coffee.
Revving up ar #SneezyTowers

I can't feed the #catpest because it's Saturday and his bowls are in the dishwasher - which has a stronger stomach than I have - being scrubbed.

This is a concept that is too complicated to explain to him, so there is Friction at #SneezyTowers.

Have just made the crumble I didn't get around to on Sunday so that's today's treat.

Think I deserve it. It's not often that #SneezyTowers is this clean and tidy.

It's rarely quiet round #SneezyTowers. At the moment the washing machine is yelling 'I've finished! I'VE FINIIIIIISHED!!!' and the robot is upstairs going 'whirr whirr chunter whirr whirr whirr'.

The #catpest has just gone out on personal business.

Extra bedding deployed on the principal that it’s easier to remove it in the middle of the night than to get up and dig it out of the cupboard.

Anyway. Toasty here at #SneezyTowers, and clean sheets, to boot.