This CBS broadcast is so bad. The commentators are doing their best to talk about everything but the game, and to crowd mics are way too low. I'd almost rather watch it muted. #baonpdx #nwsl #soccerwatcher #PORvsKC

RE: https://twitter.com/ThornsFC/status/2036174366858420276

Seriously though it should be Tordin and Moultrie combined. Moultrie's pass to Tordin to setup the streaking Turner is a chef's kiss. #baonodx #nwsl #soccerwatcher

Watched the Thorns match at the Rockwood Market Hall tonight. I can highly recommend. Lots of awesome food choices, huge TV, family friendly, and great seating. Will do again! #baonpdx #rockwood #gresham #nwsl #soccerwatcher

Green and gold round sticker, feathing an iconic fanged raccoon face over a fish skeleton within a shield shape.

🫡 #SoccerWatcher reporting for flounder catching duty!

(15% off every damn raccoon in the shop through 12/18 – code HOLIDAY2025)

#RCTID

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Young female model in a green and gold soccer watcher badge hoodie

Don’t care how much it’s raining today, it’s hoodie season 🦝🦝🦝

(15% off w/ code HOLIDAY2025)

#rctid #soccerwatcher

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Absolutely NOT.

#rctid
#soccerwatcher
#trashpanda

‘Watcher of Soccer’, haunter of
Providence Park!

💀🌹

#rctid #soccerwatcher #blockprint

1920s style cartoon of a raccoon grimacing fiendishly and brandishing a gold hatchet. An armband reads “SW”, it’s wearing green and gold soccer cleats, and a spray-painted fish skeleton forms the background.

Shout out to the eminent personage who discovered and bought one of these t-shirts before I even announced the third and FINAL upgrade from the original design. 😅🎣

#rctid
#gutthefish
#soccerwatcher

1920s rubber-arm style cartoon character based on the Timbers' 1970s mascot SOCCER WATCHER. Now with boots.

Got an urge to crank up the SOCCER in this 1920s #SoccerWatcher ... so I added boots!

#bloodmakesthegrassgrow
#rctid

Happily hostile raccoon in ‘20s cartoon style, brandishing an axe. This shirt is green, but red ones are also available.

In the category of tiny wins, a sample shirt arrived today. I gave it to my wife, who got two compliments on one trip to the grocery store! 👀

#rctid #soccerwatcher #rawring20s #otrimp

1920s cartoon raccoon menacing everyone with an ax. Green spray painted stencil star background.

1920s cartoon raccoon menacing everyone with an ax. Red spray painted stencil star background.

OK, OK, I think I’m done messing around with this lil badass now. ☺️

#iykyk
#soccerwatcher
#rctid
#ptfc

1920s style cartoon raccoon with a large red menacing hatchet!

So here’s a slightly feral thought… 😇

#RCTID
#SoccerWatcher
#Ballistic103

Let’s SoccerWatch, shall we? Fantastic.

⚽️👀

#rctid
#ptfc
#soccerwatcher
#soccerwatcherkaiju
#timbersmascot

This patch promotion brought to you by Dearbhlá waking me up at 3am to bark at a kaiju-sized raccoon in the backyard. 🥱

#soccerwatcher #soccerwatcherkaiju #rctid #ptfc #portlandtimbers #timbersmascot

Consider the Raccoon This short piece is another entry to the category Ephemera—mostly things that don't yet fully fit into a story but are still worth sharing. Philadelphia Union Green Is the Color would like to congratu...

Billy Merck just wrote a fun piece on raccoons in MLS, focusing on the legendary (😅) #Timbers mascot #SOCCERWATCHER, with a nice mention of my own dumb contribution to the story.

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#rctid