"I hope it snows asshole deep to a giraffe." Every once and a while, the sayings of the south still catch me off guard.
#southernisms #bluecollar #sayingsofthesouth

TRIVIA TIME Which of the following is NOT a colloquialism for a weather event? A. Comin’ Up a Cloud B. Blue Norther C. Turd Floater D. Tin Roof Tapper Foreground: The text above with the trivia question and A-D in a sage green square, each answer option in its own white bubble overlaying it all. Background: A thunderstorm with dense gray, blue and yellow clouds dropping lightning through a white, blue, gray, and greenish sky to a blackened silouhette of the land.

#TriviaTime: Which of these terms is NOT a common weather saying in Texas?

Drop your guess below and let me know if there's any unusual weather sayings in your area!

#SummerShowers #Colloquialisms #Southernisms

Martini glass that is half full. Half empty? Friday night.

Friday. Good Gods. All of them. Atheist kid from Southern parents born and raised in Calif. I am so saddened by the corruption that is all over the news. Even atheists say: Jesus wept #southernisms

Telling me not to call you dear, or Darlin, or other such #southernisms right after calling me demeaning and Misogynist pretty much insures Im'a call you whatever the fuck I want and you can get over it. Im Probably going to anyway but I'm more likely to make an effort if ya don't Piss Me Off