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Kimmel's back, but the announcement was made after the time we had planned to cancel it.
If #SplendaDaddy was distracted by his job, we might still have Disney+ ... I'll find out when I get home from work in a couple of hours.
I wont be too upset if it's cancelled, now that we've caught up on […]
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[Food & Booze]
Hopefully I won't pass out from a food coma during #Monsterdon - #SplendaDaddy made us porterhouses & I made sides (green beans from the farmers market & freshly picked cherry tomatoes w/ mini cucumbers).
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Hey #Monsterdon friends & fiends!
Unfortunately, I'll be missing watching Swamp Thing with you this week. It's #SplendaDaddy's birthday weekend, so we're going out for dinner with people.
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Another update: #SplendaDaddy sent me inside while he waits for a tow truck. Apparently there's no need for us both to suffer, and he doesn't want to take turns.
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Yay! I got my #Minnesota #ProgressPride Flag AND stickers AND then got tortas for lunch!
Boo! #SplendaDaddy's car's battery died & won't charge. He popped the car into neutral, then pushed the car part of the way out of the garage to take the battery out. Apparently, the car won't go back into […]
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Sometimes #FlirtingFails work out ok:
When #SplendaDaddy was still my boss, I asked him which car in the parking lot was his. When he pointed it out, I replied, "Oh good. This will make it much easier to stalk you."
And then I got in my car and drove away. Amazingly, I didn't get a call from […]
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12 Dungeons & Dragon themed Lego mini-figures laid out in 3 rows of charcoal colored foam. Top Row: Illithid, Elven Bard, Dwarven Barbarian, Tasha the Witch Queen Middle Row: Lady of Pain, Strahd, Gith Warlock, Halfling Ranger Bottom Row: Dragonborn Paladin, Szass Tam, Tiefling Sorcerer, Arakockra Ranger
Check out the #Lego #DND minifig set that #SplendaDaddy got me 🥰 Nerd Love
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If it stays slow, I can close the store early today. Then maybe #SplendaDaddy and I can go watch fireworks for America's last birthday?
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#SplendaDaddy wants to get a custom Mad Max semi, but I'm pretty sure that's out of our price range. Also, Canada probably wouldn't be happy with us bringing in all that weaponry.
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I left the upstairs TV on a 24/7 live stream of a bird/squirrel feeder for the cats.
#SplendaDaddy went up & came back downstairs, a bit concerned; both cats were actively watching a horror movie on Tubi. One of them probably stepped on the remote (again).
But I choose to believe the ghost […]
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It's 3:30 am & I have to be at work by 10:45 am (assuming it's still there & the power is on). I'm still wide fucking awake, but since #SplendaDaddy is asleep I'm gonna bitch about it to you.
I'm hoping that complaining about it helps me to relax. I'm curmudgeonly like that.
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Four kittens, 2 orange & 2 grey, snuggling together for a nap in a big cage.
An orange kitten, wide awake, looking off-camera. It's one of the kittens from the other photo in this post, still in a big cage.
Look at these #kittens! They need a home!
#Cat #TwinCitiesMetro #Minnesota #MNastodon
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I ordered some minis from an artist in Kiev that have safely arrived in the States.
Should I tell #SplendaDaddy, "Hey, I'm gonna be getting a couple of packages from Ukraine, nothing to worry about, just handle them gently and everything should be fine."
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@Taweret - I have a request to add to our long list of potential #Monsterdon movies:
#SplendaDaddy wants me to suggest #TheToolboxMurders1978 - "Steven King referred to it as the worst slasher movie he's ever seen." And it's on Tubi.
So is a 2015 sequel *shudder*
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Dispatches from my "road trip" across the Twin Cities Metro:
Saww a dude who looks like #JDVance without makeup.
#ThatFuckingKMart is a big ol' empty lot, they still haven't connected Nicolette Ave to itself.
We (*koff* #SplendaDaddy *koff*) took a wrong turn, and we own our mistakes while […]
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@JoeWynne thought you might like these recipes. I'm getting the Yuzusake-tini & #SplendaDaddy is getting the Umeshu Highball.
#Alt4Me (unless I get around to it later)
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#SplendaDaddy: "I was just thinking this movie needed more exposition, but now I regret thinking that."
#Monsterdon
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#SplendaDaddy: "Ew, it's made with Avec, this is going to be awful."
#Monsterdon #GNUTerry
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[Being sick sucks (not graphic)]
I've been in a pain flare for about a week. Today I woke up with a fever and everything aches.
I'm a big baby and I'm grateful to my #SplendaDaddy for keeping me alive when my everything hurts.
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Me: *hits play & starts movie*
#SplendaDaddy 2 seconds later: "Yeah, this is gonna be bad"
#Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon
"If this ever happens in real life, honey, remember that I have guns* downstairs that shoot salt." #SplendaDaddy
* The "guns" are for bugs and look like they were made by Nerf.
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@Lazarou
"trying even harder to pretend to work" - #SplendaDaddy
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I have a Friday night off from work!
#SplendaDaddy is taking me on a hawt date / shopping spree at Costco!
#MarriedLife 💚
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#Monsterdon here's the difference in how #SplendaDaddy & I think:
Me: "the first thing someone's gonna do with this shit is paint their shoes to cheat at sports."
Him: "This would revolutionize warfare." Infantry could cover their kit with it and barely feel it. And imagine painting a tank […]
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#SplendaDaddy is yelling at the GoldGuys (dot) Com ad on the TV, "You fuckers have ripped off more people than Congress."
#Monsterdon
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"That was the most truth-in-advertising that I've EVER seen on a t-shirt." #SplendaDaddy
#Monsterdon
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"Someone chose to spend the money to remaster THIS."
#SplendaDaddy on Laserblast (1978) for #Monsterdon
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"So many mediocre horror films, so little time."
#SplendaDaddy on Full Moon Entertainment.
#Monsterdon
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